Bought this 2x4 cause it was staring at me. I might never use it. Credit to @jvharris_1965 on Twitter.

NASA Astronaut gets his official picture taken with his dogs.

Its a repost but I love this

I don't know guys, is this pepper too strong?

The most German footgear I’ve ever seen.

Almost missed my day!

He chewed a hole in the cardboard box, chewed a hole into the beer, and now he’s passed out.

cant shoot books

I cant wait to play this game again

Look at that proud face

doing god's work

Just be thankful and move on

Dave lost his ID

It isn't delivery...

Idk why I found it amusing

Never doubt the bit rate of a truck full of hard drives

I felt a great disturbance...

SECURITY!

Who's the king now?

Disney's got it down pat

Positive quarantine effect? I found out my house is an archaeological site!

Nobody is fully ready

Best language

Here's life hack for y'all

Dunno if RE, I just cant stop laughing

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

The hilarious censor negotiation letter from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail.

Up next: neverending tire fires!

Hello? Is this the shop that previously worked on this Nissan and left half the bolts out of the subframe, trans pan, and loose mounts? Yeah just wanted to let you know I found your phone.

How women vs men choose shampoo

Firefox dark mode.

Blyat

Slaphappy smackdown

They are coming today

The only dude who could save us from the corona virus

escaping the simptrix

I probably had it. There's no evidence to support that, but I still say everybody's being a big baby about it.

Wise words

Kicked the bucket

It’s just business

Japan has a thing for foreign languages, a specially English. You think they’d learn it, just a bit...This is a stool at the daycare I’ve worked at:)

We've seen the squirrel feeder table, but what about a chicknic table ?

When I see black people out there jogging

Space X Odyssey

it's best to give up

Literally every time

I missed this rule

Go back to Mexico

Join the fun ride

Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit, but only farted.

That’s not who you think it is

Wanna be a tree?

I'm going to miss the extra gaming time with my buddies

Beware of the Bandit

cease fornicating

next inhale nerve gas

To be fair death she does have multiple daddies

He's a real live wire

Essential workers with glasses will understand this picture.

pp

Italians

Wash your beaks folks

Gotta get those grades

A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I'm running out of space.

Nig Chungus

Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

It's obvious if you think about it

spoiled millennials

I like clever girls :)

choose

Edible face mask

carp

Keep it to yourself Europeans

Lady of the Lake

Dude be having weak pkmn

Dudder keeping society afloat

I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales

yes

Mmmmmmm yes truck

Presenting to you: HUGELOSS

I know it's a movie but come on...

Holy self awareness

Same kid, same

How people from italy smoke weed

Special forces

This is a grave situation handled with humor.

Sweden - making things easier

Cyberpunk

While browsing YouTube, I realized the irony of what I was about to do

☻

Relatable

The true cause of corona

Overdose on skittles.

Piece of shit

It's a lie

Yes

You locked me in?

Very true Kanye

hey bubby

SOCC