escaping the simptrix

I probably had it. There's no evidence to support that, but I still say everybody's being a big baby about it.

Wise words

Kicked the bucket

It’s just business

Japan has a thing for foreign languages, a specially English. You think they’d learn it, just a bit...This is a stool at the daycare I’ve worked at:)

We've seen the squirrel feeder table, but what about a chicknic table ?

When I see black people out there jogging

Space X Odyssey

it's best to give up

Literally every time

I missed this rule

Go back to Mexico

Join the fun ride

Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to shit, but only farted.

That’s not who you think it is

Wanna be a tree?

I'm going to miss the extra gaming time with my buddies

Beware of the Bandit

cease fornicating

next inhale nerve gas

To be fair death she does have multiple daddies

He's a real live wire

Essential workers with glasses will understand this picture.

pp

Italians

Wash your beaks folks

Gotta get those grades

A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I'm running out of space.

Nig Chungus

Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

It's obvious if you think about it

spoiled millennials

I like clever girls :)

choose

Edible face mask

carp

Keep it to yourself Europeans

Lady of the Lake

Dude be having weak pkmn

Dudder keeping society afloat

I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales

yes

Mmmmmmm yes truck

Presenting to you: HUGELOSS

I know it's a movie but come on...

Holy self awareness

Same kid, same

How people from italy smoke weed

Special forces

This is a grave situation handled with humor.

Sweden - making things easier

Cyberpunk

While browsing YouTube, I realized the irony of what I was about to do

☻

Relatable

The true cause of corona

Overdose on skittles.

Piece of shit

It's a lie

Yes

You locked me in?

Very true Kanye

hey bubby

SOCC

Debatable topic

But funny love everyone.

Essential workers going to work August 2020

I.. I got nothing.

My fiancé and I had our ultrasound on 5/5 but because of the quarantine we couldn’t celebrate. So I made this. She did not find it as humorous as I did.

Not mine, but I thought this belonged here.

I caught this saucy Miata flirting with me

3 year old drawing activity. One of these things is not like the other.

Pregnant wife ordered cheese fries, this isn’t going to end well...

2 BN civilian casualties

What stage are you?

Really thankful to have been able to debut this abomination of a cosplay before covid hit.

Oh, whew!

So sad but true

My 30 year old brother made this for my mom this Mother’s Day.

As yes the old ways of the force

Some one was bored

“My gf when she’s bored.. or happy, or angry, or needy... or anytime I’m there.”

My best friend’s dog is clearly a special one. I do love the old lady, though.

He wasn’t lying

Save yourself Henrietta!

Nature is healing. Save your local emo.

Not sure where this originated but just wanted to share a funny thing someone texted me...

Delete SystM32

b-buh...muh bootstraps!

Fire up the google machine

They don't call him Doctor D for nothing

Ohhh my god!

Go ahead

Accurate representation

Are black cops like cannibals?

Slov being exiled to Kosovo

Thanks for turning your son George into the roll model he became. Now, Serenity.

Queue is in the comments

Senior prank