“My gf when she’s bored.. or happy, or angry, or needy... or anytime I’m there.”

My best friend’s dog is clearly a special one. I do love the old lady, though.

He wasn’t lying

Save yourself Henrietta!

Nature is healing. Save your local emo.

Not sure where this originated but just wanted to share a funny thing someone texted me...

Delete SystM32

b-buh...muh bootstraps!

Fire up the google machine

They don't call him Doctor D for nothing

Ohhh my god!

Go ahead

Accurate representation

Are black cops like cannibals?

Slov being exiled to Kosovo

Thanks for turning your son George into the roll model he became. Now, Serenity.

Queue is in the comments

Senior prank

Quarantine Story

Welcome to history class

click HERE to meet

How Elon Musk had his baby

take me out

Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself "reconecting ..." on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson.

don't be late

Xanax

2020

Back to work people!

4chan draws The Last of Us

If Titanic sank today...

don't worry, I despise myself too

This photo of Brazilian soldiers patrolling the streets on water buffaloes reminded me of my favorite character in Blazing Saddles

training

Why don't we go back and ask him?

I see this in my future

Buzzkiller

I guess it is positve

little did you know, both options lead to the same result

We tried taking a family photo

A cat is perfectly appropriate for this statement

Stay away from cats btw

The real role of the job

Weddings after quarantine

This lawyer was incredibly smart

I have a bean bag chair!

I am something of a scientist myself

ALWAYS IN MY HEAD

How dare they

My calendar for May - it's like they knew...

So barbers are also essential workers, not joking

Acthually...

Thank you for all the smiles

System of an Elon

like anybody will ever get to travel again

Whose baby is it anyway?

Rare Image of Cardi B Stagediving

the british are coming

Rock shocked by the girl reply.

Treat

Nature is getting real

I'm straight up not having a good time

Curds

unique

USA!

Is that you "Maverick"?

oink

My time to shine

use tactical maneuvers

please pick me

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed.

a very poor choice of words

What’s next?

The Stone Guardians

disaster

I’ve got the guy with the 25 year old puff pastry beat...33 year old white pepper found in the cupboard during quarantine

My ideology can beat your ideology's ass

House down the street knows how to celebrate Mothers Day

I’m a self-taught artist and wanted to share my latest commission. Hopefully this made a few of you smile. Have a great day to you all

4 year olds at the doctors office

Wooooo i did a good

WHEN HISTORY ISN'T MADE UP OF 95% OF MILITARY HISTORY, ROME, AND GERMANY

Ten

Wife was sent this today. Happy Mother's day.

This card I got today lol

I mean, she *is* a toy...

Got this in my fortune cookie today

Let us honor Harambe

They really should have thought this through.

Pardon me, m'lady. May I interest you in ...

Space Dolphins

That's a yes from me, dog

TOP SECRET: Slov's Exile Diary. Burn after reading.

Guy on Facebook was gonna throw out an old lighter

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My awesome sons birthday card he gave me when he was like 6

One of the advantages of the lockdown is that the mother is finally getting to the bottom of her giant chest freezer. Behold: 25 year old puff pastry.

Sounds delicious.

All day, everyday

Someone tagged up an Aldi’s

Ah, a man of culture