He wasn’t lying
Save yourself Henrietta!
Nature is healing. Save your local emo.
Not sure where this originated but just wanted to share a funny thing someone texted me...
Delete SystM32
b-buh...muh bootstraps!
Fire up the google machine
They don't call him Doctor D for nothing
Ohhh my god!
Go ahead
Accurate representation
Are black cops like cannibals?
Slov being exiled to Kosovo
Thanks for turning your son George into the roll model he became. Now, Serenity.
Queue is in the comments
Senior prank
Quarantine Story
Welcome to history class
click HERE to meet
How Elon Musk had his baby
take me out
Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself "reconecting ..." on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson.
don't be late
Xanax
2020
Back to work people!
4chan draws The Last of Us
If Titanic sank today...
don't worry, I despise myself too
This photo of Brazilian soldiers patrolling the streets on water buffaloes reminded me of my favorite character in Blazing Saddles
training
Why don't we go back and ask him?
I see this in my future
Buzzkiller
I guess it is positve
little did you know, both options lead to the same result
We tried taking a family photo
A cat is perfectly appropriate for this statement
Stay away from cats btw
The real role of the job
Weddings after quarantine
This lawyer was incredibly smart
I have a bean bag chair!
I am something of a scientist myself
ALWAYS IN MY HEAD
How dare they
My calendar for May - it's like they knew...
So barbers are also essential workers, not joking
Acthually...
Thank you for all the smiles
System of an Elon
like anybody will ever get to travel again
Whose baby is it anyway?
Rare Image of Cardi B Stagediving
the british are coming
Rock shocked by the girl reply.
Treat
Nature is getting real
I'm straight up not having a good time
Curds
unique
USA!
Is that you "Maverick"?
oink
My time to shine
use tactical maneuvers
please pick me
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed.
a very poor choice of words
What’s next?
The Stone Guardians
disaster
I’ve got the guy with the 25 year old puff pastry beat...33 year old white pepper found in the cupboard during quarantine
My ideology can beat your ideology's ass
House down the street knows how to celebrate Mothers Day
I’m a self-taught artist and wanted to share my latest commission. Hopefully this made a few of you smile. Have a great day to you all
4 year olds at the doctors office
Wooooo i did a good
WHEN HISTORY ISN'T MADE UP OF 95% OF MILITARY HISTORY, ROME, AND GERMANY
Ten
Wife was sent this today. Happy Mother's day.
This card I got today lol
I mean, she *is* a toy...
Got this in my fortune cookie today
Let us honor Harambe
They really should have thought this through.
Pardon me, m'lady. May I interest you in ...
Space Dolphins
That's a yes from me, dog
TOP SECRET: Slov's Exile Diary. Burn after reading.
Guy on Facebook was gonna throw out an old lighter
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My awesome sons birthday card he gave me when he was like 6
One of the advantages of the lockdown is that the mother is finally getting to the bottom of her giant chest freezer. Behold: 25 year old puff pastry.
Sounds delicious.
All day, everyday
Someone tagged up an Aldi’s
Ah, a man of culture
Looks like a wake for my car after my wife moved the flowers into the garage to protect them from a freeze.
My daughters job only allows black pants and no rips. Her normal pair was still in the washer so she hacked it. Will it work?