The english language for you
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Saw this at my local thrift shop
As someone who is going through a divorce, this is accurate...
Not to brag or anything
I made a book for parents whose kids can’t read yet
Up the drain it goes
#MooToo
take two
DO NOT FEED STAFF
My commencement ceremony got postponed so my parents held a backyard graduation for me instead. My dad was very excited to create his own regalia to celebrate the occasion.
Rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generation
Found at a local auto shop.
): :(
No title required....
Emergency fry stash
It's their SECOND language
A restaurant worker drew this on my to go box
The Church up the street from my house.
Hey sport! Let me know in the comments
Captured This Gem of Zoey Playing With Her Zippity Tie
Flirting tip #74
No plot twist
What am I looking at?
Would you poop in front of your partner?
Got my new mask in today...
Depression is a ***
I will always be there for you, human
COVID some real shit!
What did you do in 2020
Punked
Confused noises
Compare and contrast
Just Awful
Not the bees!
This just passed my condo. Aparently some mystery was just solved.
There's no better delicacy
Melatonin and some tea also works
You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan?
“Everything the light touches, will someday all be yours”
So you’re telling me I have a chance
Someone call John Wick pls
I may or may not have made some paranoid neighbors even more paranoid.
Find the truth
The truth is
The stupidity is biblical
Click here to see topless chicks in short skirts.
Beaver Dam with Canadian flag and satellite dish to watch the game.
are you sad anymore?
stay educated fellas
Happy....Sunday??
I saw this at my local mechanic. I think it belongs here.
#coronavirus
Which Elementoilet would you use?
If you are me then who am I?
Like in the mirror
yes
Motherhood is hard sometimes
I do recycling
Andre the Giant in economy class
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The ' Don't ' section in our Office Toilet .
High ground shmigh ground
Easily the best thing I saw today on the NJ Turnpike
A quarantine purchase I won’t regret
That made me cry
Borkman
My mom told me my dad paid $25 for his face photoshopped on this... 30 something years later I get the only copy of the original picture and told my mom it wasn't a waste of $25 afterall lol.
Saw Maui out for a walk today with his family
In Russia bus takes you
Maybe I made his car a little too fast?
My mom's new coaster
Death awaits you all, with nasty, big, pointy teeth
That's not Michael
So then the private said “Sargent, my rifle won’t fire”
On your neighs now!
Someone call an ambulance
That akward moment when The stain appeared
Being unable to see anyone bored me to death so I made myself a friend.
Obesity at it's finest
Lucky fruits
This coffeehouse
i love you dad
Ahh yes it all makes sense now
trustworthy
We must return to our earliest recorded traditions!
Saw it come by. Too good not to share.
Tried taking some cute photos with my cat...did not go as planned
Right
Thats a lot of facts!
I am a free.
My wife doesn’t want our newborn son’s face posted on social media, so she asked me to censor over it. Needless to say, I won’t be asked to do that again.
prepare
Rarely seen!
Gotta get my uzi
Oso Negro?
Trust Susan, trust.
How’d you lose that eye?