Never disagree with squidward

Lightsaber sounds

Whoopie Cordberg

it works!

My toaster waits until I blink..

The poise, the POWER

omw

Italian thugs: "Call me by my street name"

ThrowBack To When A Scammer Tricked A Bank Into Buying An Airport That Dint Exist For 242 Million!

Better to not answer :D

This sticker I found outside of my school earlier this year

That’s because they have The Dome

I really don't want to know what else is in the box

He has a question

linear turn tits is my favourite channel

impressed for sure

The cruelest prank.

Combined, we are the strongest forces

Uh Oh

ways to teel your kids no without saying no

Singularis Porcus

The walk was not fulfilled, now thou shall drown in piss.

Oh no why...

Local sheriff department has a good sence of humor

Nuts are taxed at 12%

He must workout.

Hugelol I don't feel so good

This don’t drink and drive warning

My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

This is our hood...

Man finds his doppelganger in a rather unfortunate way.

you used to be cool

I'm gonna COOD

Coronavirus observed under a microscope for the first time, colorised,

scented quarantine candles

The attention to detail

New strip club at the mall

Arrr matey!

it means you have to practise more, WEAKLING

Architecture Porn

Adapt and overcome.

BRAIN bigger than yours TITS bigger than yours

We named her "Let me speak to the manager"

My first blind date. If this doesn’t work out nothing will.

I heard you weren't carrying estus flasks irl

My mom always did

Nice party dude

Yes dad we know...

do you?

My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.

You cannot hide from me

My dad decided to recreate my maternity shoot

this seriously got out of hand

At first I thought the dog wrote the note and his name was Troy and he was a smug-looking new neighbor who was somehow in fourth grade too and who had just walked right into this person's house lol

It's the thrill of the fight

And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

It’s a glitch in Skyrim

who?

Please buy them

uwu

Press F for this man

better than Fox knife

The delivery note got put inside the card instead of a birthday message

hey there son

Netflix photoshopped a pencil into BRIANS hand instead of the Zoot. IM DYING

After lock down

Driving while soy

He just loves car rides.

ridin' with Biden

Refund Genie

I legitimately have the worst handwriting you've ever seen

A heard of dogs have appeared

For the flat earthers out there

She Zerg Rush my heart

Walked in and thought the TV got smashed, wife just paused on the Netflix intro.

Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.

Four

Leave extra dipping sauce packets, too, because she has pockets

Asked for a full glass, she delivered.

That kid is good

I subscribe to the zombie cat theory

Follow up to the core memory meme

Short run :D

title

Step by step push-up tutorial

perscribes cocaine for headache*

it's a sacrifice i am willing to make to server Greta Thunberg

Spotify day

title

Rebuilt my house with my quarantine downtime

No quarter for the wicked

bobs

Credit. Me.

my favourite brand!

This magazine rack certainly sums up Georgia!

Virgin eunuck animal

Found this hanging up at my vet’s office.

i bet they want to put their stinky fingerprints all over my RGB

Biden at it boi

It’s like nothing ever happened