My dad decided to recreate my maternity shoot

this seriously got out of hand

At first I thought the dog wrote the note and his name was Troy and he was a smug-looking new neighbor who was somehow in fourth grade too and who had just walked right into this person's house lol

It's the thrill of the fight

And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother

It’s a glitch in Skyrim

who?

Please buy them

uwu

Press F for this man

better than Fox knife

The delivery note got put inside the card instead of a birthday message

hey there son

Netflix photoshopped a pencil into BRIANS hand instead of the Zoot. IM DYING

After lock down

Driving while soy

He just loves car rides.

ridin' with Biden

Refund Genie

I legitimately have the worst handwriting you've ever seen

A heard of dogs have appeared

For the flat earthers out there

She Zerg Rush my heart

Walked in and thought the TV got smashed, wife just paused on the Netflix intro.

Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.

Four

Leave extra dipping sauce packets, too, because she has pockets

Asked for a full glass, she delivered.

That kid is good

I subscribe to the zombie cat theory

Follow up to the core memory meme

Short run :D

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Step by step push-up tutorial

perscribes cocaine for headache*

it's a sacrifice i am willing to make to server Greta Thunberg

Spotify day

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Rebuilt my house with my quarantine downtime

No quarter for the wicked

bobs

Credit. Me.

my favourite brand!

This magazine rack certainly sums up Georgia!

Virgin eunuck animal

Found this hanging up at my vet’s office.

i bet they want to put their stinky fingerprints all over my RGB

Biden at it boi

It’s like nothing ever happened

climbing up ...

Don’t mind if I do!

Friends foreva

This 'Show Me How' book teaching me how to vandalise discreetly

tough

A brief introduction to the Vespidae kingdom

YEAR OF THE RACOON

Olive Garden waiter hooked us up

My sister made me this masterpiece for my 30th.

The tag on my son's swim bottoms.

A family member of mine was hospitalised recently and received a get-well-card from friends.

I did it so people thought I was first

Coals

Always take social distancing seriously

My nephew and his first sprinkler toy

─=≡Σ╯︵┻┻

Not far from truth

How MAD is She??

It's for the birbs

Come here. You see that?

Know your place Ms. Evans

Like seriously!

My brother caught his cats having a council to plot his inevitable demise

Sometimes marbles was enough

Time is slowly creeping upon us

Jack Ross / Bob Black

Sorry for my bad English.

No one: Literally no one: YouTube recommendations at 3am:

They're losing reinforcements! Keep it up!!

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Batman's true identity!

Honey badger doesn't care

Someone in my town has a sense of humor

Monarch Elephant

Gulliver’s Travel:Kitty Edition

Can you imagine?

He forgot....

An Apple A Day Keeps...

Just a normal clothing store

I don’t think they are gonna make it.

Well played eggies, well played

The local high school had a graduation parade through the neighborhood today. I was out to support them.

New Baby Food

HMMMMUHHHAGAHHH

Tomato Duck

Jewish piano

Rip that guy

So my custom umbrella arrived...

I always loved these things the preschool did with my daughter. Until the day she ***ing betrayed me. Unforgivable.

Grumpy Cat 2.0

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