Well played eggies, well played

The local high school had a graduation parade through the neighborhood today. I was out to support them.

New Baby Food

HMMMMUHHHAGAHHH

Tomato Duck

Jewish piano

Rip that guy

So my custom umbrella arrived...

I always loved these things the preschool did with my daughter. Until the day she ***ing betrayed me. Unforgivable.

Grumpy Cat 2.0

title

I photoshopped a cat into a croissant for you.

Don’t ask kids trick questions!

My mom works at the bank, today an elderly couple gave her microwaved money, thinking it will clean it from coronavirus

My dad can beat up your dad

Someone at work has a good sense of humor lol.

Grant us eyes

5 domlar chief

Chads the anime

The One-Two Punch: starring Emma Stone

leaders

Sc-hairy!

Anyone lose a bird?

The only dream that comes true!

My hamster escaped and we found him in the popcorn bowl

Mr. Toucan

That’s some good ass homework

The Reason cats doesn't want to take bath.

I've fought many a goose and I've always lost.

For men

Oh no, I think I'm gonna HNNNG

Rebels for life.

A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy

Conspiracy Confidence

tactical

Swan Ronson

Poor UK :(

Sister surprised me with a birthday Zoom meeting. The dog made me laugh so hard.

Hypocrisy!

A classic read

These frogs look like premium bud!!

high quality comment sections be like

Dad i saw them do this at the gas station

They look like they mean business

The elusive Zippo.

Thats how most of the men thinks.

I reckon she's been through a tough time...

Be nice

Pinning human suffering is my goal

My nephew obviously has connections to the lollipop guild.

I was never good at peeling apples

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s Howard from today, who vomited all his information out before I even had a chance to say hello.

Kill 2 birds

Have a great weekend

Don't you wish you could love a person this much?

You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you card billboard that is essentially an advertisement. How sweet!!

Picked out my mask for when the bars reopen.

I hope this is allowed here because it made me laugh out loud.

Have a good Friday night

Right to jail

My state decided to cancel it’s state fair this year.

Bubblevision

Woof

Shoe in a snake

This is my kind of Yoga

Every time I try to follow a recipe.

Doggo loves u

As long as there’s money involved...

Don't let them tell you to stay inside!

finger banged

One of my wife's friends gave these homemade onesies to her at her baby shower.

"Bite my shine metal grill"

Hrr

are you?

finally something good on tv

Civilian Crown Vics should be banned

If they could read.

Is it just me ?

Promo

A candidate we can all get behind.

This is the fact

not as gay as that font

I'm Kickstarting a 200pg book of my comics. Here's 70.

People who go to the beach to complain about people at the beach

I’m so confused right now

Weeb

American COVID

I am tired of these people

I'm the master of the mother ***ing universe, and I want you to ***ing acknowledge it!

Missing my office chair

Cannibalism at its finest

Shall we play a game?

Due to much less human activity, we can observe copter family playing and hunting in the wild. Earth is indeed healing.

If I have a Death Note

Ever been caught between a ...soft place and a soft place...

I'm never going to financially recover from this.

Free Wifi?

lold

why would you do any of that

Not the ice cream I wanted as a kid, but the ice cream I deserved.