finger banged

One of my wife's friends gave these homemade onesies to her at her baby shower.

"Bite my shine metal grill"

Hrr

are you?

finally something good on tv

Civilian Crown Vics should be banned

If they could read.

Is it just me ?

Promo

A candidate we can all get behind.

This is the fact

not as gay as that font

I'm Kickstarting a 200pg book of my comics. Here's 70.

People who go to the beach to complain about people at the beach

I’m so confused right now

Weeb

American COVID

I am tired of these people

I'm the master of the mother ***ing universe, and I want you to ***ing acknowledge it!

Missing my office chair

Cannibalism at its finest

Shall we play a game?

Due to much less human activity, we can observe copter family playing and hunting in the wild. Earth is indeed healing.

If I have a Death Note

Ever been caught between a ...soft place and a soft place...

I'm never going to financially recover from this.

Free Wifi?

lold

why would you do any of that

Not the ice cream I wanted as a kid, but the ice cream I deserved.

chad

Sylvester, GA

Finally

This restaurant got teddy bears to keep peoples tables apart during the pandemic

c o n s u m e

What level of depravity is this?

I’ll just leave it here

I saw this infront of a restaurant in Portsmouth NH, they're right

Spotted in Hamburg, Germany

You came to the wrong pond, mother***er

eyelash kisses

Would dope up and chill

Just Wanna Talk

4) fortunate son

bend

a new method for cheating

On the plus side, she will not have to babysit!

Yeauch

SHOOT THE PLAGUE

Saw this on Facebook, made me chuckle.

Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West! Jim West! Desperado! Rough Rider! Nah you don't want nada!

They pay me to build decks, not to move rocks.

Wasp driving a car

jeb is a fuϲking moron he's asking the wrong guy

The judges have agreed and we will accept that answer.

I'm black

Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

Ouch ouch ouch

A slight misunderstanding.

Multiverse

:^)

Someone needs to confiscate my 3d printer

No one can match Peepeeboy_69

Chicago’s sleep paralysis demon watching it sleep at night. 

Missing my mommy nights out

My dad apparently sneaks his remote into a local bar so he can change the channel when he doesn’t like what’s on. I’m equally embarrassed and impressed.

A local pizza place has strict distance rules!

Due to mandatory face masks, I now serve COBRA!!!

I drew this

't were simpler days...

My Petrochemical Romance

Karon Musk

Nitey night!

SpikeTV always asked the important questions.

forums:

My country needs me! I must go!

Nurse who only wore underwear under transparent PPE gown on male hospital ward in Russia because she was 'too hot' is disciplined

oh no

Well let's find out

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public speaking.

Paw Patrol really took a turn these recent years...

How does it fit?

The ole 'sorry I was on mute' excuse

You better pray that your plumbing can handle the power

oh noe

Chopping onions

If you know. You know.

don't interrupt my hourly meme scroll þot

Apparently my toothbrush got pregnant last night

Mike Tyson is in town.

This horsopotamus I photoshopped.

Welcome to marriage life, pal.

It’s bullshit!

I was the murderer, can confirm that this works

Strength training

I think it's a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

His motives are beyond your understanding