Apparently my toothbrush got pregnant last night

Mike Tyson is in town.

This horsopotamus I photoshopped.

Welcome to marriage life, pal.

It’s bullshit!

I was the murderer, can confirm that this works

Strength training

I think it's a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

His motives are beyond your understanding

Total Knockout

Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses

He knows my password

Stop it :D

The lockdown

We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

Kwuak

Did I just find a smart drummer?

Bamboozle 100

Monotony

Four

yeetle

Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this

“Work” from home, am I right?

title

moonmen

Slurp

Precaution

Does this belong here?

you hate to see it

tank

If I get covid19 send me to this hospital

I put the ink in wrong

Damn imperial scum

Parking infront of a liquor store

Peter Dinklage and Jason Momoa to star in Big Lebowski reboot

That's My boy Sonic for you

Most employers atm

He had to take it down, but that doesn’t make it any less funny.

Based and chadpentered

VFX Bloopers are dangerous

Daniel?

Increased Health

relatable

Bon apple tea.

We wouldn’t get it

Now theyve gone to far...

Karl Marx, Das Kapital volume 2:

This is what a proper president looks like right-tards.

The early 90's were confusing times for some kids

Funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen

Local Company Always has Great Signs

Silly Missouri

Coronavirus isn’t leaving anytime soon

Where *** swords come from.

The church sign near my new home

Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE

The “fuzzy dice” of 2020

Reporting for duty, sir!

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX- Season 1 Episode 28- Grave Risk - Part 2

after years of delicate calculation scientist been able to locate the earth pu**y

I photoshopped my daughter's drawing of me.

Seen at a local liquor store.

That was brilliant tbh

My 2020 commemorative candle

NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin wears a mask with his own face on it, before the race.

yes

New fence works!

Thanks ill text right now!

rare collaboration

Daily life of a salesman

Apparently 1620 was just as confusing as 2020

Squid with the Pearl Earring

It do be looking kinda sad, brosef

ok. who’s the snitch?

yes

G gem

For most of you it was probably cartoon boobs

Wow... I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.

Next: piloting a jet fighter with a guitar for Guitar Hero

Look at its face I would have yeeted his little ass to

i think the man has really struck untapped poetic gold

Another child star gone bad...

Quarantine birthday got me like.

No just no

Cat got Caught!

The immediate mood killer

For quick drinks on the go

yes

I had to it twice.

Morpheus spittin straight fax

Saw this driving home yesterday. I love and hate it.

Summer has arrived in Norway

it is lightning fast

Hilariously true shirt. My husband loves it.

Look at the impact. Grandpa just woken from death!

Trying to reset a password

For anyone who wants to learn English.

I mean if GTA has taught me everything

These ladies only want one thing and its disgusting.