after years of delicate calculation scientist been able to locate the earth pu**y

I photoshopped my daughter's drawing of me.

Seen at a local liquor store.

That was brilliant tbh

My 2020 commemorative candle

NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin wears a mask with his own face on it, before the race.

yes

New fence works!

Thanks ill text right now!

rare collaboration

Daily life of a salesman

Apparently 1620 was just as confusing as 2020

Squid with the Pearl Earring

It do be looking kinda sad, brosef

ok. who’s the snitch?

yes

G gem

For most of you it was probably cartoon boobs

Wow... I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.

Next: piloting a jet fighter with a guitar for Guitar Hero

Look at its face I would have yeeted his little ass to

i think the man has really struck untapped poetic gold

Another child star gone bad...

Quarantine birthday got me like.

No just no

Cat got Caught!

The immediate mood killer

For quick drinks on the go

yes

I had to it twice.

Morpheus spittin straight fax

Saw this driving home yesterday. I love and hate it.

Summer has arrived in Norway

it is lightning fast

Hilariously true shirt. My husband loves it.

Look at the impact. Grandpa just woken from death!

Trying to reset a password

For anyone who wants to learn English.

I mean if GTA has taught me everything

These ladies only want one thing and its disgusting.

mpolar mpear

Great Idea.

Everyone's Routine right now

Me too

Don’t stay with her it’s not worth it

Cat having a happy birthday

same joke, new meme

For clarification

that's a poor choice of words

Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.

Man I Love Fishing

Well.. Yes ..

General May

Ngl the Sloth is an underrated creature that deserves more attention

*** you.

some buddha once told me

What a time to be alive

That time a super-power with a population of over a billion was bullied by an island nation of 25 million

I am the big street smart

It's big brain time.

where did i go wrong

This is an absolutely wonderful idea!

it's not a tale the CHAD council would tell you

The perfect tattoo doesn't exi...

Need a security monitor? Certified immune.

Some people can’t take a joke...

chin chin

If head and shoulders was a person

he even brought in an underpaid asian technician

he is

My dad is the best

Just Never Seen It Coming

Pay up wage slave.

Cosmo and Wanda our here thinkin they sneaky

Wake up!

Avatar cabbage posting?

They told us not to go shopping hungry

Give me your child

how to protect yourself from coronavirus

A coworker who knows I'm working from home by myself left this on my doorstep today.

We call it pandemic..

When Victorias Secret launches face masks

The foxgloves are coming in nicely this year.

You gotta say it.

Break from Coronavirus?

Showing my mom a funny video

Smug.avi [OC]

Top 10 Superheroes that can beat Superman

Give ‘em the ol razzle dazzle

Good thing they put the cone there, I would have kept going.

it's worthy of a nostril exhale.

Furries, bringing people together

Home made bun-jee-sus

Punny mite

Those annoying x buttons!

Idiots in masks

Probably gonna get suicided for this one

Why can't they just get along?

TIL the state of Florida no longer has a scientist. She was just fired.

Americans will love it