TIL the state of Florida no longer has a scientist. She was just fired.

Americans will love it

What a name

My friend told me that I look like a popsicle stick.

I spent the last 15 minutes looking for my kitten...

This is fine...in 2020

Stupid Nickelodeon

That‘s why.

Thought you could hide from me huh

Pea*** and all

His game lagged out

My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college...

Hey honey I forgot the Passcode again, could you buzz me in.

What's up with that

Pawns go first!

God I love stealing memes.

Where France chooses to put a nuclear power plant.

DO IT!!!!

Wake up Sheeple.

I hung this in the break room at work about 4 months ago. . No one has really noticed. HR even moved it to a different location near all the other Covid stuff.

Ice cream time with a special buddy.

Instagram versus reality.

Wave 2 in 5... 4... 3... 2...

So, should I do weed or not?

Out of the Loop

This is what a one carrot diamond looks like

All work and no play makes McTrump not post

Man the line to rob the bank is ridiculous

This is what tik tokers do

I’d do it too

Will you fulfill your civic duties?

lightweight baby

$5 was a big bribe back then

My sister has been pushing herself in her fitness goals recently, but a desperate plea emerged last week.

title

sorry

not pulling the lever does the most dps, duh

Profession Tans: Who can relate?

Spanish Inquisition time

God help me please

Someone keeps leaving this cutout of Bigfoot around town. This time he was on a trail.

Blyatiful

Superhero....

Revenge (so we back in the mine)

my friends work requires a doctors note if you call in sick

David Byrne was the original Jojo character

Enough, I've had...

Lighting up the ‘ol undercarriage.

ancient

Well it’s about time!

Magical Moment

Every week changes

Could go either way.

It's been almost four years.

My new watch face. Sorry not sorry.

The devils got plans for you young in’

It's evolving, just backwards

Dog Night

Dayum Bro OK

You didn’t have to stoop so friggin low

hmm

Goodbye everyone. It's been good knowing you.

I want a duck penis

Be who you want to be

pure ideology *sniffles*

My daughter’s kindergarten class published a book of their animal drawings. My daughter drew a penis dolphin.

We are optimistic here in Canada!

Everything you post is here to stay

Covid Explained in Ren Fair Terms

Player 1, your lapdance has ended: 25 Kredits to Kontinue

We could build a bridge from New York to London

And the superbowl award goes to..

This seems to have happened a lot lately

that would be so useful

the political squidward

Moments before the boop...

Social distancing vs people's awareness

Saw this while strolling by in a boatyard this morning

Ceramic af

Best dad joke.

I forgot this pizza in the oven about a year ago

thanks for the gold kind stranger

Six feet...

South Korean football club uses sex dolls to fill empty stadium

Problem -> Solution

After three years of this movie, I still laugh at this scene...

My friend made my terrible idea a reality! May I introduce to you....Leonardo Da Pinchi

xBBBB

That’s totally me

Ancestral Wisdom

Tornado sounds like a train

           

I love debates where nothing is debated except semantics

The forgotten Pillarman

Just give me a minute........

2 minutes after putting on a movie

Someone get that man some sand!

He be rolling in

Not that I ever had any quality to start but I've really gone downhill

It izz what it izz