You didn’t have to stoop so friggin low

hmm

Goodbye everyone. It's been good knowing you.

I want a duck penis

Be who you want to be

pure ideology *sniffles*

My daughter’s kindergarten class published a book of their animal drawings. My daughter drew a penis dolphin.

We are optimistic here in Canada!

Everything you post is here to stay

Covid Explained in Ren Fair Terms

Player 1, your lapdance has ended: 25 Kredits to Kontinue

We could build a bridge from New York to London

And the superbowl award goes to..

This seems to have happened a lot lately

that would be so useful

the political squidward

Moments before the boop...

Social distancing vs people's awareness

Saw this while strolling by in a boatyard this morning

Ceramic af

Best dad joke.

I forgot this pizza in the oven about a year ago

thanks for the gold kind stranger

Six feet...

South Korean football club uses sex dolls to fill empty stadium

Problem -> Solution

After three years of this movie, I still laugh at this scene...

My friend made my terrible idea a reality! May I introduce to you....Leonardo Da Pinchi

xBBBB

That’s totally me

Ancestral Wisdom

Tornado sounds like a train

           

I love debates where nothing is debated except semantics

The forgotten Pillarman

Just give me a minute........

2 minutes after putting on a movie

Someone get that man some sand!

He be rolling in

Not that I ever had any quality to start but I've really gone downhill

It izz what it izz

Dave Show

Gofundyourself

On my way! To pre order

what are you going to do? cry about it? sorry for all the blood, btw

stock up while the water is still FREE

Finally

Heard he killed 6 million mice

In my english classroom

Weird⊙.☉

goozart? honkhoven?

“You are what you eat!”

when u are hardcore there's no need to ask for gender bcs gamers hate women (and minorities)

Binge watching this later on for sure

My girlfriend had a poster of Ed Sheeran and I have a big printer and a great sense of humour

Amazons customer service is magical. Until we meet again Chris...

The english language for you

Sphere

title

Saw this at my local thrift shop

As someone who is going through a divorce, this is accurate...

Not to brag or anything

I made a book for parents whose kids can’t read yet

Up the drain it goes

#MooToo

take two

DO NOT FEED STAFF

My commencement ceremony got postponed so my parents held a backyard graduation for me instead. My dad was very excited to create his own regalia to celebrate the occasion.

Rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generation

Found at a local auto shop.

): :(

No title required....

Emergency fry stash

It's their SECOND language

A restaurant worker drew this on my to go box

The Church up the street from my house.

Hey sport! Let me know in the comments

Captured This Gem of Zoey Playing With Her Zippity Tie

Flirting tip #74

No plot twist

What am I looking at?

Would you poop in front of your partner?

Got my new mask in today...

Depression is a ***

I will always be there for you, human

COVID some real shit!

What did you do in 2020

Punked

Confused noises

Compare and contrast

Just Awful

Not the bees!

This just passed my condo. Aparently some mystery was just solved.

There's no better delicacy

Melatonin and some tea also works

You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan?

“Everything the light touches, will someday all be yours”

So you’re telling me I have a chance

Someone call John Wick pls

I may or may not have made some paranoid neighbors even more paranoid.