It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
775,160 Poster of the Year
she knows too much
Well it’s about time!
Every week changes
Could go either way.
It's been almost four years.
My new watch face. Sorry not sorry.
The devils got plans for you young in’
It's evolving, just backwards
Dayum Bro OK
You didn’t have to stoop so friggin low
Goodbye everyone. It's been good knowing you.
I want a duck penis
Be who you want to be
pure ideology *sniffles*
My daughter’s kindergarten class published a book of their animal drawings. My daughter drew a penis dolphin.
me when pictur
We are optimistic here in Canada!
Everything you post is here to stay
Covid Explained in Ren Fair Terms
Player 1, your lapdance has ended: 25 Kredits to Kontinue
We could build a bridge from New York to London
And the superbowl award goes to..
This seems to have happened a lot lately
that would be so useful
the political squidward
Moments before the boop...
Social distancing vs people's awareness
Saw this while strolling by in a boatyard this morning
Best dad joke.
I forgot this pizza in the oven about a year ago
thanks for the gold kind stranger
South Korean football club uses sex dolls to fill empty stadium
Problem -> Solution
After three years of this movie, I still laugh at this scene...
My friend made my terrible idea a reality! May I introduce to you....Leonardo Da Pinchi
That’s totally me
Tornado sounds like a train
we need to put a stop to this
I love debates where nothing is debated except semantics
The forgotten Pillarman
Just give me a minute........
i certainly dont
2 minutes after putting on a movie
Someone get that man some sand!
He be rolling in
Not that I ever had any quality to start but I've really gone downhill
It izz what it izz
this will be the new normal
On my way! To pre order
what are you going to do? cry about it? sorry for all the blood, btw
stock up while the water is still FREE
Heard he killed 6 million mice
In my english classroom
“You are what you eat!”
when u are hardcore there's no need to ask for gender bcs gamers hate women (and minorities)
Binge watching this later on for sure
My girlfriend had a poster of Ed Sheeran and I have a big printer and a great sense of humour
Amazons customer service is magical. Until we meet again Chris...
The english language for you
Saw this at my local thrift shop
As someone who is going through a divorce, this is accurate...
Not to brag or anything
I made a book for parents whose kids can’t read yet
Up the drain it goes
DO NOT FEED STAFF
My commencement ceremony got postponed so my parents held a backyard graduation for me instead. My dad was very excited to create his own regalia to celebrate the occasion.
Rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generation
Found at a local auto shop.
No title required....
Emergency fry stash
It's their SECOND language
A restaurant worker drew this on my to go box
The Church up the street from my house.
Hey sport! Let me know in the comments
Captured This Gem of Zoey Playing With Her Zippity Tie
Flirting tip #74
No plot twist
What am I looking at?