Before you claim that I reposted try to remember I was a brigadier in Halo 3....
Wow... I have never seen a insurance company have a persons back more than this.
Next: piloting a jet fighter with a guitar for Guitar Hero
Look at its face I would have yeeted his little ass to
i think the man has really struck untapped poetic gold
Another child star gone bad...
Quarantine birthday got me like.
No just no
Cat got Caught!
The immediate mood killer
For quick drinks on the go
I had to it twice.
Morpheus spittin straight fax
Saw this driving home yesterday. I love and hate it.
Summer has arrived in Norway
it is lightning fast
Hilariously true shirt. My husband loves it.
Look at the impact. Grandpa just woken from death!
Trying to reset a password
For anyone who wants to learn English.
I mean if GTA has taught me everything
These ladies only want one thing and its disgusting.
Everyone's Routine right now
Don’t stay with her it’s not worth it
Cat having a happy birthday
same joke, new meme
that's a poor choice of words
Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.
Man I Love Fishing
Well.. Yes ..
Ngl the Sloth is an underrated creature that deserves more attention
some buddha once told me
What a time to be alive
That time a super-power with a population of over a billion was bullied by an island nation of 25 million
I am the big street smart
It's big brain time.
where did i go wrong
This is an absolutely wonderful idea!
it's not a tale the CHAD council would tell you
The perfect tattoo doesn't exi...
Need a security monitor? Certified immune.
Some people can’t take a joke...
If head and shoulders was a person
he even brought in an underpaid asian technician
My dad is the best
Just Never Seen It Coming
Pay up wage slave.
Cosmo and Wanda our here thinkin they sneaky
Avatar cabbage posting?
They told us not to go shopping hungry
Give me your child
how to protect yourself from coronavirus
A coworker who knows I'm working from home by myself left this on my doorstep today.
We call it pandemic..
When Victorias Secret launches face masks
The foxgloves are coming in nicely this year.
You gotta say it.
Break from Coronavirus?
Showing my mom a funny video
Top 10 Superheroes that can beat Superman
Give ‘em the ol razzle dazzle
Good thing they put the cone there, I would have kept going.
it's worthy of a nostril exhale.
Furries, bringing people together
Home made bun-jee-sus
Those annoying x buttons!
Idiots in masks
Probably gonna get suicided for this one
Why can't they just get along?
TIL the state of Florida no longer has a scientist. She was just fired.
alpha Bosnian asserting dominance
Americans will love it
What a name
My friend told me that I look like a popsicle stick.
I spent the last 15 minutes looking for my kitten...
This is fine...in 2020
Thought you could hide from me huh
Pea*** and all
His game lagged out
My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college...
Hey honey I forgot the Passcode again, could you buzz me in.
What's up with that