some buddha once told me

What a time to be alive

That time a super-power with a population of over a billion was bullied by an island nation of 25 million

I am the big street smart

It's big brain time.

where did i go wrong

This is an absolutely wonderful idea!

it's not a tale the CHAD council would tell you

The perfect tattoo doesn't exi...

Need a security monitor? Certified immune.

Some people can’t take a joke...

chin chin

If head and shoulders was a person

he even brought in an underpaid asian technician

he is

My dad is the best

Just Never Seen It Coming

Pay up wage slave.

Cosmo and Wanda our here thinkin they sneaky

Wake up!

Avatar cabbage posting?

They told us not to go shopping hungry

Give me your child

how to protect yourself from coronavirus

A coworker who knows I'm working from home by myself left this on my doorstep today.

We call it pandemic..

When Victorias Secret launches face masks

The foxgloves are coming in nicely this year.

You gotta say it.

Break from Coronavirus?

Showing my mom a funny video

Smug.avi [OC]

Top 10 Superheroes that can beat Superman

Give ‘em the ol razzle dazzle

Good thing they put the cone there, I would have kept going.

it's worthy of a nostril exhale.

Furries, bringing people together

Home made bun-jee-sus

Punny mite

Those annoying x buttons!

Idiots in masks

Probably gonna get suicided for this one

Why can't they just get along?

TIL the state of Florida no longer has a scientist. She was just fired.

Americans will love it

What a name

My friend told me that I look like a popsicle stick.

I spent the last 15 minutes looking for my kitten...

This is fine...in 2020

Stupid Nickelodeon

That‘s why.

Thought you could hide from me huh

Pea*** and all

His game lagged out

My feelings towards baths, showers, sleeping, relationships, college...

Hey honey I forgot the Passcode again, could you buzz me in.

What's up with that

Pawns go first!

God I love stealing memes.

Where France chooses to put a nuclear power plant.

DO IT!!!!

Wake up Sheeple.

I hung this in the break room at work about 4 months ago. . No one has really noticed. HR even moved it to a different location near all the other Covid stuff.

Ice cream time with a special buddy.

Instagram versus reality.

Wave 2 in 5... 4... 3... 2...

So, should I do weed or not?

Out of the Loop

This is what a one carrot diamond looks like

All work and no play makes McTrump not post

Man the line to rob the bank is ridiculous

This is what tik tokers do

I’d do it too

Will you fulfill your civic duties?

lightweight baby

$5 was a big bribe back then

My sister has been pushing herself in her fitness goals recently, but a desperate plea emerged last week.

title

sorry

not pulling the lever does the most dps, duh

Profession Tans: Who can relate?

Spanish Inquisition time

God help me please

Someone keeps leaving this cutout of Bigfoot around town. This time he was on a trail.

Blyatiful

Superhero....

Revenge (so we back in the mine)

my friends work requires a doctors note if you call in sick

David Byrne was the original Jojo character

Enough, I've had...

Lighting up the ‘ol undercarriage.

ancient

Well it’s about time!

Magical Moment

Every week changes

Could go either way.

It's been almost four years.

My new watch face. Sorry not sorry.

The devils got plans for you young in’

It's evolving, just backwards