Chicago’s sleep paralysis demon watching it sleep at night. 

Missing my mommy nights out

My dad apparently sneaks his remote into a local bar so he can change the channel when he doesn’t like what’s on. I’m equally embarrassed and impressed.

A local pizza place has strict distance rules!

Due to mandatory face masks, I now serve COBRA!!!

I drew this

't were simpler days...

My Petrochemical Romance

Karon Musk

Nitey night!

SpikeTV always asked the important questions.

forums:

My country needs me! I must go!

Nurse who only wore underwear under transparent PPE gown on male hospital ward in Russia because she was 'too hot' is disciplined

oh no

Well let's find out

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public speaking.

Paw Patrol really took a turn these recent years...

How does it fit?

The ole 'sorry I was on mute' excuse

You better pray that your plumbing can handle the power

oh noe

Chopping onions

If you know. You know.

don't interrupt my hourly meme scroll þot

Apparently my toothbrush got pregnant last night

Mike Tyson is in town.

This horsopotamus I photoshopped.

Welcome to marriage life, pal.

It’s bullshit!

I was the murderer, can confirm that this works

Strength training

I think it's a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks.

His motives are beyond your understanding

Total Knockout

Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses

He knows my password

Stop it :D

The lockdown

We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning

Kwuak

Did I just find a smart drummer?

Bamboozle 100

Monotony

Four

yeetle

Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this

“Work” from home, am I right?

title

moonmen

Slurp

Precaution

Does this belong here?

you hate to see it

tank

If I get covid19 send me to this hospital

I put the ink in wrong

Damn imperial scum

Parking infront of a liquor store

Peter Dinklage and Jason Momoa to star in Big Lebowski reboot

That's My boy Sonic for you

Most employers atm

He had to take it down, but that doesn’t make it any less funny.

Based and chadpentered

VFX Bloopers are dangerous

Daniel?

Increased Health

relatable

Bon apple tea.

We wouldn’t get it

Now theyve gone to far...

Karl Marx, Das Kapital volume 2:

This is what a proper president looks like right-tards.

The early 90's were confusing times for some kids

Funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen

Local Company Always has Great Signs

Silly Missouri

Coronavirus isn’t leaving anytime soon

Where *** swords come from.

The church sign near my new home

Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE

The “fuzzy dice” of 2020

Reporting for duty, sir!

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX- Season 1 Episode 28- Grave Risk - Part 2

after years of delicate calculation scientist been able to locate the earth pu**y

I photoshopped my daughter's drawing of me.

Seen at a local liquor store.

That was brilliant tbh

My 2020 commemorative candle

NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin wears a mask with his own face on it, before the race.

yes

New fence works!

Thanks ill text right now!

rare collaboration

Daily life of a salesman

Apparently 1620 was just as confusing as 2020

Squid with the Pearl Earring

It do be looking kinda sad, brosef