Thats how most of the men thinks.

I reckon she's been through a tough time...

Be nice

Pinning human suffering is my goal

My nephew obviously has connections to the lollipop guild.

I was never good at peeling apples

I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s Howard from today, who vomited all his information out before I even had a chance to say hello.

Kill 2 birds

Have a great weekend

Don't you wish you could love a person this much?

You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you card billboard that is essentially an advertisement. How sweet!!

Picked out my mask for when the bars reopen.

I hope this is allowed here because it made me laugh out loud.

Have a good Friday night

Right to jail

My state decided to cancel it’s state fair this year.

Bubblevision

Woof

Shoe in a snake

This is my kind of Yoga

Every time I try to follow a recipe.

Doggo loves u

As long as there’s money involved...

Don't let them tell you to stay inside!

finger banged

One of my wife's friends gave these homemade onesies to her at her baby shower.

"Bite my shine metal grill"

Hrr

are you?

finally something good on tv

Civilian Crown Vics should be banned

If they could read.

Is it just me ?

Promo

A candidate we can all get behind.

This is the fact

not as gay as that font

I'm Kickstarting a 200pg book of my comics. Here's 70.

People who go to the beach to complain about people at the beach

I’m so confused right now

Weeb

American COVID

I am tired of these people

I'm the master of the mother ***ing universe, and I want you to ***ing acknowledge it!

Missing my office chair

Cannibalism at its finest

Shall we play a game?

Due to much less human activity, we can observe copter family playing and hunting in the wild. Earth is indeed healing.

If I have a Death Note

Ever been caught between a ...soft place and a soft place...

I'm never going to financially recover from this.

Free Wifi?

lold

why would you do any of that

Not the ice cream I wanted as a kid, but the ice cream I deserved.

chad

Sylvester, GA

Finally

This restaurant got teddy bears to keep peoples tables apart during the pandemic

c o n s u m e

What level of depravity is this?

I’ll just leave it here

I saw this infront of a restaurant in Portsmouth NH, they're right

Spotted in Hamburg, Germany

You came to the wrong pond, mother***er

eyelash kisses

Would dope up and chill

Just Wanna Talk

bend

a new method for cheating

On the plus side, she will not have to babysit!

Yeauch

SHOOT THE PLAGUE

Saw this on Facebook, made me chuckle.

Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West! Jim West! Desperado! Rough Rider! Nah you don't want nada!

They pay me to build decks, not to move rocks.

Wasp driving a car

jeb is a fuϲking moron he's asking the wrong guy

The judges have agreed and we will accept that answer.

I'm black

Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

Ouch ouch ouch

A slight misunderstanding.

Multiverse

:^)

Someone needs to confiscate my 3d printer

No one can match Peepeeboy_69

Chicago’s sleep paralysis demon watching it sleep at night. 

Missing my mommy nights out

My dad apparently sneaks his remote into a local bar so he can change the channel when he doesn’t like what’s on. I’m equally embarrassed and impressed.

A local pizza place has strict distance rules!

Due to mandatory face masks, I now serve COBRA!!!

I drew this

't were simpler days...

My Petrochemical Romance

Karon Musk

Nitey night!

SpikeTV always asked the important questions.

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My country needs me! I must go!