I've fought many a goose and I've always lost.
Oh no, I think I'm gonna HNNNG
Rebels for life.
A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy
Poor UK :(
Sister surprised me with a birthday Zoom meeting. The dog made me laugh so hard.
A classic read
These frogs look like premium bud!!
high quality comment sections be like
Dad i saw them do this at the gas station
They look like they mean business
The elusive Zippo.
Thats how most of the men thinks.
I reckon she's been through a tough time...
in a perfect world where this is true
Pinning human suffering is my goal
My nephew obviously has connections to the lollipop guild.
I was never good at peeling apples
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw my callers. Here’s Howard from today, who vomited all his information out before I even had a chance to say hello.
Kill 2 birds
Have a great weekend
Don't you wish you could love a person this much?
You know what’s an even better gift than health coverage or a raise?? A big thank you card billboard that is essentially an advertisement. How sweet!!
Picked out my mask for when the bars reopen.
I hope this is allowed here because it made me laugh out loud.
Have a good Friday night
Right to jail
My state decided to cancel it’s state fair this year.
Shoe in a snake
This is my kind of Yoga
Every time I try to follow a recipe.
Doggo loves u
As long as there’s money involved...
Don't let them tell you to stay inside!
One of my wife's friends gave these homemade onesies to her at her baby shower.
"Bite my shine metal grill"
finally something good on tv
Civilian Crown Vics should be banned
If they could read.
Is it just me ?
A candidate we can all get behind.
This is the fact
not as gay as that font
I'm Kickstarting a 200pg book of my comics. Here's 70.
People who go to the beach to complain about people at the beach
Polish kindergarten has no clue
I’m so confused right now
I am tired of these people
wanna fight bruh?
I'm the master of the mother ***ing universe, and I want you to ***ing acknowledge it!
Missing my office chair
Cannibalism at its finest
Shall we play a game?
Due to much less human activity, we can observe copter family playing and hunting in the wild. Earth is indeed healing.
If I have a Death Note
what's a title
Ever been caught between a ...soft place and a soft place...
I'm never going to financially recover from this.
why would you do any of that
Not the ice cream I wanted as a kid, but the ice cream I deserved.
This restaurant got teddy bears to keep peoples tables apart during the pandemic
c o n s u m e
What level of depravity is this?
I’ll just leave it here
I saw this infront of a restaurant in Portsmouth NH, they're right
Actually that was in 1963
Spotted in Hamburg, Germany
You came to the wrong pond, mother***er
Would dope up and chill
Just Wanna Talk
Nice dicc, bro
4) fortunate son
WELCOME TO CHAOS
a new method for cheating
you know what day it is? tomboy thursday
On the plus side, she will not have to babysit!
SHOOT THE PLAGUE
Saw this on Facebook, made me chuckle.