The smell of fresh rain and wet worms

And we are all in the splatter zone

Skooma is one hell of a drug

My sisters Christmas gift to my dad

no lmao

around

thats how you do an apocalypse

I think he’s getting tired of me during quarantine

Goldberg!

8 years is pretty close

Wonder what happened to that poor painter

10 figures bank account

2020 AKA Wally world

MR. RUSH IS THE ONLY ONE NOT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT

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Solid investment

This actually explains everything

Well it looks like Ive been saying it wrong the whole time

Wishing I could replay nice memories from 2019 in my head right now

Your mother jokes

Prophecy class cancelled

He goes out of his way to make us miserable

Is it just me or are fortune cookies getting more and more specific by the day

But momma said...

2020: A series of... well you know.

Never Happened

2020’s not done with us yet

This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis

Time zones

Thanks bob

foresight

Death is jelly

Gotta give credit where credit is due, that's my motto!

It's all a conspiracy orchestrated by big window

Business is booming!

Heavy stuff

Just be ugly.

launch

Homies never let u down

My mind is as sick as the beat

Checking out the news lately

***ing killed her

Jazz saying it how it is.

Gooooood daaaaaamn

◉‿◉ yet.

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He’s right ya know

My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else's keys in her mouth

Priests

You need more fiber, Sweetheart.

I’m trying to figure out what kind of disability is this

Is the turtle ok?

I hope someone adopts him :(

Next DLC will be released soon

Sometimes My Daughter's Pad Falls Out of Her Bra in the Laundry. Sometimes I Use it to Make My Dog Look Jewish.

Is there an option to skip the rest of 2020?

Deadpool or Green Lantern?

Adult Website Security

No justice, no donut.

All the newly chub single people hitting the clubs once lockdown ends

Kids from 2080 studying what happened in 2020:

Nope, it ain’t

Historians retelling the events of 2020

Cops trying to find the criminals

we've all seen your clips 257 Times.

How the Russians greeted the Americans at the ISS.

I wish she'd take me back

That's so evil :D

Try to hide now you prick

The launch was epic

Funniest Sign I’ve Seen in Awhile

He was a web designer

Should be fine as long as the aliens social distance.

#meetoo

Goals.jpg

NEVER skip leg day.

king of the losers luuuuul

Credit to Jackinto Herrera

"Did this *** really just toss me?"

I'm just trying to turn my coomerism into a sex addiction

True....

get it together

Ngl I kinda wanna try it now too

SoundCloud rappers

So long succas

A symbolic cheese

Gondor calls for aid!

During taking landscape, What I got

Because why not at this point

Have a Pepsi, you're not you when your sugar gets too low

Rohirriiiiiim

First person to tell me a hentai version of this gets 10 karma!

Shouldn’t leave containers on the ground...

I wish I was more like Hades

Ain’t no hollaback meow

Canada right now...

If it were a real side quest there'd be loot...oh god

Pretty much sums up this year.

A feral/farm cat I see on my walks. I named him Post Malone.

I think he may not be doing this correctly but since I don't own a boat I'll keep my opinion to myself.