My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.

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None of my lunch ladies were attractive

DTP...eh?

Might be a little OP

"warning" shots

Remember when this white girl identified as black and somehow became the boss of the NAACP?

The loading game

Uncut Gems.

The SaMe

It is us, the companies

Classic funny comedy

Black out Tuesday

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This brave officer took on terrorists, assisted an officer in taking down a terrorist plot and stood up to his commanding officers in order to do the right thing!

How the world works.

A whole point

I am not great at Photoshop, but here he is Bunker Boy

This former sex shop has a new tenant, and it cracks me up every time I see it.

I give you 2020 folks

Even the kids know...........

Watch out for rooftop gamers

Can confirm

Very cool

I decided to get sober during the quarantine. My 30 day chip arrived today with this message

Oy vey....

F.

This lady is crazy!!

version 2.0

1 year today

We all looked at eachother with the look that says it definitely won the round

They always doing next level things

And that's a great price

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These riots are getting out of hand.

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Time to choose...!

Bob was the best

You don't breath infected air if you create your own air.

Even he gave up

Can't wait to sit back and watch some Handegg again.

It's so heavy, i can't breathe

So wash are you guys in for

The decoy laptop is working

Do not feed the alligators

I knew it! 2012 has nothing on 2020

I keep a little bottle of spice in the trunk of my car in the event someone asks why it’s there and I can reply with “So I can spice things up!”........ It’s been 2 years •_•

Even The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Our Shit

That poor goddamn horse

Come and take it!

I’ve done this so much

Life is like a box of chocolates.

For those saying “All lives matter”

I’m kidding, don’t get offended

The grocery robot pleaded for 15 minutes for cleanup in Aisle 16 for a square of tissue. No one came.

Not everyone is blessed with a formal education ok.

What an utter disappointment.

Low budget rappers

This guy complaining about being gassed and shot with a rubber bullet while protesting on the news caught on film looting the next day.

Le corporations have arrived

decision

It’s just another choke hold tbh

My cat is on some pretty heavy pain meds right now. He looks like he’s seen some serious shit.

3.6 roentgen

A cop beats a unarmed black man while another watches

Yes

How to ease police tensions

Die Butter.

Seriously, though- why did it take a global pandemic to install anti-peek dividers in restrooms?

Cat Bite.

Rioters be like

Astronauts assemble!

Priest accidentally live-streams mass with sunglasses and hat filter

FrogX

Seriously though

The truth beneath the surface

Stop judging me, Netflix.

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I don't understand. This is a normal procedure for men already.

My son said " look dad, it's Mc-D, on aids!"

Im realy proud that ive done this right

Disney’s Passive Progressivism

I drew this today

that'll fill me with confidence for 6 months

Things are getting really bad...

I'm going to pull up to by crushes house like...

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I’ve shown you my under fluffies please respond

Captain 2020!

The best dent repair I’ve ever seen

It's video games again

Cooki take it

real life isn't easy mode

Yes

Protesting the killings

The future is AMAZong

This guy helped form my sense of humor as a kid.

For the kings.

Socks!

Transformers, robots in disguise