My doggo does this

so that's what he's been up to

Keepin it real

The ancient peace tactic of “offering pepsi ca. 2016 AD”

What it looks like versus what it feels like

There were two edibles in here last night. Someone in my family is having an interesting day...

It wasn't just toast either...

Exactly my point, kid!

I love money

Big stick.

Let me make some change.

Welcome to Utopia-Land!

The animals have their say !

Found this in my camera roll from a while ago

stahp

yes

Wise words from a park table 8 years ago.

Yes.

good morning

Die hardest

IT IS NOW

Sir Ian McKellen’s sign

did i post this

Haha sometimes people just don’t think!

G'day ʇunɔ

Swimming Champion............

"New York's Finest"

thanks babe

Tell em the good news Luis

I'm hungry

Police spreading their peaceful ways

Yep, it's water

I don't like this

I offer this photo to the world....

wheres that Soros paycheck I keep hearing about?

They do be lookin dirrrty

He is my messiah

Wish I could be that carefree...

Bye bye Jake Paul

Valid Reason!!!

Ain’t that the truth.

something something MKUltra

its Hiddenlol all over again.

those are rookie numbers

Finally, a mannequin that shows how the shirt will really fit.

willard

My new kitten made me realize I need to buy a bigger mouse mat...

Looting ATMs in Corona times

umbrella

Lockdown Lifestyles

Doggo has a glow up

Got the refrigerator installed in my new house.

Ki IT ty

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Walked back to my car and saw this

At least something good happened this week

No we are officially screwed

Just throwing it out there.

Yes I am cross posting this

Relative importance in 2020, so far

Don't give people like this your attention.

Imagine the police pulling up to this

I believe so

We’re in our mid 30s, but nobody is stopping us from building our adult chill spot.

Throwin hands

I support my own life

unsung heroes

Civic Pride

"A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose." -The Ancestor

Redneck guide to dating in China

Title title here

29y old episode. Still relevant.

you have seen baby yoda... but have you ever seen baby appa?

Wouldn't you?

Sad times for the normal ones.

Tell me about your childhood

If it can be eaten, we will eat it

300+

YOINKS

A CVS being self-aware.

slov go haha funi

Take my strong hand

2020 Halftime

Press F to take a knee

Took my 5 and 7 year old fishing today. Here’s a graph depicting my experience.

The kid knows what he’s doing...

title

I meant to take a video and this happened.

Turtlenecking

Relaxing casual game!

Island Survival

My wife and I found out we will be having a Coronavirus baby. This is how we announced to close friends.

title

None of my lunch ladies were attractive

DTP...eh?

Might be a little OP

"warning" shots

Remember when this white girl identified as black and somehow became the boss of the NAACP?

The loading game

Uncut Gems.