5 year old me walking into my parents room after shitting my pants

Oh... the irony!

Perry

rules

We cannot stop the monki

Freddie Mercury is too op

gateway

I think your beautiful slov

sold gay furry rat art for 50,000

I might be slightly rusty at this

This was posted in one of the DIY groups I’m in. Good guy Jon from the 90s saves another pissed off renovator.

Where's the report?

Toilet-Spider Anxiety chart

All Downhill

More like FUNeral

I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting.

The boss

This is how my night is going...

We were missing one of our blinds, CVS coming in clutch

andy's toy

Welcome to therapy; tail me everything.

I suddenly want to try raising multicultural wolves.

I’m submitting my application for an emotional support animal

I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

Bert goes brrrr

The reason why ghosts never kill you

Only a few more spots left

The hairstylist knew exactly what they were doing.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

Seen in Durango, Colorado. It all makes sense now.

How South Park gets their ideas...

The myths just don't think these things through

This picture of David Tennant talking into an empty phone case with a TARDIS in the background.

Comrade

It is so true it makes me feel sad ahahhahaha

Ay caramba!

Wait till you see the boss fight

Interesting indeed

Busking with your neck on the line

pee es five

arrrg, wow i am soo angry aaaarh who did that

Knock knock

Dammit, mom

Missing the obvious

This statue looks like it didn't consent to being cleaned by three strangers

Step

The school system these days

THIS is why i learned to solve a rubix cube in 5 seconds

Du. Du hast. Du hast hosen

He is the man

That's why I'm always right, because I'm always doing stupid stuff

Found one at work. Sweet!

oh god oh f*ck

NASCAR didn’t remove ALL the confederate flags

I'm with him on this one

lazy sunday

Dancing queen.

Be careful out there!

i ALWAYS pass with maximum score

My husband and I last night

Pretty much everyday.

Fee gay pass include

Not to be Outdone

They keep sending Hitman squads after me

The birdie song

some things never change

Just incase anyone was wondering where all the posts went.

mr kill

2020 feels like

It drives me crazy when people talk about this

break it down

Ah yes!

Very Nice mask

The Statue of Liberty looking at the USA right now

Listen here you little s***

You know what they say about guys with small head

Wii PlayStation Router Five...

This is so sad

REAL???

Hey kid, wanna buy some drugs?

>: |

hyperbreasts

goddamn right buddy

Yes let the Hate flow

X-Fit

bonk

Looters need some teaching !

it really do be like that

Feemt

Smol bb

Modern "men".

why can't we learn from our mistakes?

title

Except as a punishment for crime.

Can't believe I've been looking at the PS5 for years...

What are you doing step bro?

Yum

Pretty happy with the new mask I bought while drunk online shopping.

Catspiracy Theories

I can’t make this stuff up people good ole Mississippi