I wasn't going to eat it, I was just going to taste it

Finally, giving up is my greatest accomplishment

Should have posted in back in Spooktober

To all the teenagers in the 80s

baguette

Ironically I put on black face paint and hang out with black bands

With the stores in our area currently out of napkins all the time we had to break into our emergency backlog.

A 2-part story

Idk how this joke wil gogh but I'll just gogh with the flow

Satisfying edit.

Rick and Morty nailed 2020 with this calendar title. It gets more appropriate every day.

Make sure nobody is gonna sneak it

Just the first six months

Mirror go brrrrr

At my local Allen Tire Company. Before this, it used to say "Now accepting toilet paper as payment".

king of the jungle

Rather unusual movie title.

I see this as an absolute win !

Very effective.

My dogs got in to my garden box and ate my lettuce, this is all that romaines

Isn't he though?....

EEEEERIKA

Well f*ck you to man

It do be like that

Sorry buddy @slov

They didn’t say which axis to flatten the curve on.

:-(

At least someone is going to celebrate!

Uh....

Wait a minute

Sorry boss, can't make it in today. Stuck at a green light

title

Wanananana

Freddy Says So

littlefoot finally got the tree star.

Like a line

Has this been done before?

I’m not fat I’m doubled thighed

Why didn't my mom name me...

Something that brings us all together.

also against weebism

Well at least they're happy ...

Reality is crucial

Title

My son made these for me out of play dough. I cant tell him why I'm laughing so hard.

Sometimes it all just works

still too much text for instagib prolly

Too uncreative to think of a good title.

Happened to me and I'm still not over it yet.

404: Not Found

Muhricaa...heck yeah

You don't know them, they are hot singles in my area

Gotta pay for that PS5 somehow

A sword should have a name!

The way our cat is sleeping

Seniors receiving their diplomas this year like

I don’t know how this came to be but I LOVE IT

When mobile ads hide X button in a different corner than normal.

football

Will Smith will

Don’t get your mask from a thrift store.

the real heroes they are

racism solved

When y'all been kissing and touching for 5 minutes and she tells you "Go lock the door."

Personally I would rate it a 69 out of 10

They’re probably right though

The internet hole

get that bread

After a severe allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how the doctors labeled me at the hospital. People who looked at my wristband must've think I escaped the psych ward.

Some Police Officers Responding To Noise Complaint Ends In COMPETITIVE COD 2v2

Online school

Gotta draw fast

I've a preference for pancake pan myself

This is more of a meme for my discord

The future is...

nonononononono

These random shots perfectly captured the contrasting personalities of my children.

A Lamborghini blocked by two Buffaloes

Also it was rape :/

There is a HORSE in my HORSE

Ya'll still like Dorado posts?

Can you have too much inspiration?

I've won ... but at what cost ...

Duel personalities

Guess Stephen had a secret life only a few knew about.

Found this in a family friend’s kitchen. They have kids.

Attempt at being the oldest man in the world.

Even the Big Titty Goth GFs are tired of this shit

Once in a lifetime Chance

simpin' for izma

This is who I aspire to be in the future

He gets knocked down....

Really now

Hell yeah you can

It sounds like crabp

Is it out for the GameCube yet?

Don’t say I didn’t ask..

Yeah about that....

Statues fighting back

My grandpa when we pulled into his driveway