After a severe allergic reaction to walnuts, this is how the doctors labeled me at the hospital. People who looked at my wristband must've think I escaped the psych ward.

Some Police Officers Responding To Noise Complaint Ends In COMPETITIVE COD 2v2

Online school

Gotta draw fast

I've a preference for pancake pan myself

This is more of a meme for my discord

The future is...

nonononononono

These random shots perfectly captured the contrasting personalities of my children.

A Lamborghini blocked by two Buffaloes

Also it was rape :/

There is a HORSE in my HORSE

Ya'll still like Dorado posts?

Can you have too much inspiration?

I've won ... but at what cost ...

Duel personalities

Guess Stephen had a secret life only a few knew about.

Found this in a family friend’s kitchen. They have kids.

Attempt at being the oldest man in the world.

Even the Big Titty Goth GFs are tired of this shit

Once in a lifetime Chance

simpin' for izma

This is who I aspire to be in the future

He gets knocked down....

Really now

Hell yeah you can

It sounds like crabp

Is it out for the GameCube yet?

Don’t say I didn’t ask..

Yeah about that....

Statues fighting back

My grandpa when we pulled into his driveway

A test that indicates whether two people are on the same wavelength

...or you're an oppressed gamer who just wants to shit his pants while gaming

This Bird is Dead as ***

just let the dog clean it

chopchop

Shaking Gifts

...for god's sake

guys wtf I thought it was all just jokes

A right given by god

“CAUTION! Object in mirror may be chonkier than they appear”

I’m sensing some regret from this vehicles owner.

I am in this picture and I don’t like it

he had a cute cat tho

I just wanna grill albanians for god's sake

I just playing South Park and.....

John Cera

Where did they go?

Just PS5 things

Homeless man near me is a savage

i love being assalted

It's funny

This is how we announced our pregnancy to our friends and family.

What happend here

Our neighborhood owl is getting real comfortable with us.

bzz bzz

Wholesome

Russian Pokemon is dangerous

hen-tai

Any GameCube puns?

German larp autism

The problem with glass tables

Zoom professional attire

Never knew their alternate name

Oi!

5 year old me walking into my parents room after shitting my pants

Oh... the irony!

Perry

rules

We cannot stop the monki

Freddie Mercury is too op

gateway

I think your beautiful slov

sold gay furry rat art for 50,000

I might be slightly rusty at this

This was posted in one of the DIY groups I’m in. Good guy Jon from the 90s saves another pissed off renovator.

Where's the report?

Toilet-Spider Anxiety chart

All Downhill

More like FUNeral

I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting.

The boss

This is how my night is going...

We were missing one of our blinds, CVS coming in clutch

andy's toy

Welcome to therapy; tail me everything.

I suddenly want to try raising multicultural wolves.

I’m submitting my application for an emotional support animal

I put some Army men by my hummingbird feeder. The result was even better than anticipated.

Bert goes brrrr

The reason why ghosts never kill you

Only a few more spots left

The hairstylist knew exactly what they were doing.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have

Seen in Durango, Colorado. It all makes sense now.

How South Park gets their ideas...

The myths just don't think these things through

This picture of David Tennant talking into an empty phone case with a TARDIS in the background.

Comrade