The cocaine made me do it

Y'all got anymore of that drug free chicken pee?

Decisions were made...

Yes, Florida Man's favorite drink

Cats at 3AM

I wonder if we'll ever get a 4th Infamous game

2 months ago we started fostering a dog named Frank... At least we thought he was a dog.

Glass Action Lawsuit

GPS

Hurts, doesn’t it?

He doesn't even have a dick or anything

This was posted on a neighborhood app with my neighbor's apologies for his, and I quote, "misbehaving emu".

King me

Owner of the store is a 70 year old man who changes the sign himself every couple of days. Very wholesome indeed.

Earned my $5 spot easy

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's got to this stage of the day

Light Bulb Moment

This tattoo by Kozo_tattoo depicting The Birth Of Deadpool

Rocket Propelled Noisemaker

Ratatouille 2, credit: Cyanideandhappiness

Don't even smoke and i thought the same thing!

Hey Pretty, wanna date me?

true

three

wow

You can do it!!

@slov_

The Incredible Hulk left a review on the protein powder I bought

It is kinda cool looking.

Close Your Eyes

Occasionally, my dad sends me things that are actually funny

My Dad gave me this...

I also drew this

That baby is riding solo.

So I walked past this fish market...

Nitpicketers

I should add more red boxes

Awfully prophetic.

At least it's not all bad news. Credit: Cyanideandhappiness

world history (warning accurate)

diogenes

title

Schools are dumb ngl

Good monkey boi

Pakistanic

Gonna leave it there

It is what it is and it ain’t what it ain’t

Is this something universal?

This is a threat

This legend among us did it to him

Done for my life :)

its the Paleozoic era my dudes

“Farley Quinn”

Alongside Gabba Gandalf

Big America

The carpet cleaners send an annual letter to its customers. This is the one I received today

Goal Setting

I'm gonna get in shape

mood

4K resolution

Youtube Algorithm at its finest

All the effort gone in a buzz.

Nature Valley bars you say?

I can hear Iago in my head reading this

She's finished

Dinosaur it is.

Hate these meetings

Husband and I both ordered new glasses. They arrived today. Turns out we both have great taste.

Always will be

What Season is it ??

Small price to be vader

Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Do-nut get excited

Can’t wait for July

Everyday

Poor Max ! He probably just wants to read the latest Garfield book!

Enough already!!

Louisa Jenkins Strong

Do you guys like my post UwU

a perfect spot to drop from while insane and on fire

( ˙▿˙ )

Fresh Air

thats where youre wrong

*Laughs in woodchuck*

It's the only way he can nut

Proceed to the nearest vault citizen

Just like my dad

I’m happy to announce that I made Meth!

I work Graveshift at a mall and this is what I found earlier this morning...

New band name: Manlet Rage

Wholesome meeting

Public urinals are weird

Title (haha, see what I did here)

I’m putting a book of these together

I saw this sign today.

Tristo kosmatih

My favorite review of The Last Airbender movie

First I mixed a penguin with a bear. Then I mixed a bear with a penguin.

*pfft*