lamp

My bearded dragon fell from his tree and played it off like nothing happened

Cat tent

I thought my bother-in-law did this while helping me move. No. It was my 12-year-old daughter.

Who says it cant be both?

I can see what’s going on there.

A wrong number texted me that we needed a ladder for a job, had him go to a random firehouse

My plans

In 2019, this guy came to my 3rd-world country to do an ice cream commercial, just before a massive revolution and rioting took place

Haha YES

Ahahahha

Canada is also having issues with the police!

The only way to bring him back

Señor

Well certainly not a single person in this group is mentally superior to anyone with higher than a 4th grade education. Not one person said something.

New Spain, New Me

fish

wud

Land O Lakes removed the Indian from their logo but kept the land

Why are all of the humans wearing muzzles?

Like two drops of water

Mystery A-hole

They always *** up my hunts in monsterhunter generations

I drew these guys also

Once you woke you can't unwoke

The cocaine made me do it

Y'all got anymore of that drug free chicken pee?

Decisions were made...

Yes, Florida Man's favorite drink

Cats at 3AM

I wonder if we'll ever get a 4th Infamous game

2 months ago we started fostering a dog named Frank... At least we thought he was a dog.

Glass Action Lawsuit

GPS

Hurts, doesn’t it?

He doesn't even have a dick or anything

This was posted on a neighborhood app with my neighbor's apologies for his, and I quote, "misbehaving emu".

King me

Owner of the store is a 70 year old man who changes the sign himself every couple of days. Very wholesome indeed.

Earned my $5 spot easy

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's got to this stage of the day

Light Bulb Moment

This tattoo by Kozo_tattoo depicting The Birth Of Deadpool

Rocket Propelled Noisemaker

Ratatouille 2, credit: Cyanideandhappiness

Don't even smoke and i thought the same thing!

Hey Pretty, wanna date me?

true

three

wow

You can do it!!

@slov_

The Incredible Hulk left a review on the protein powder I bought

It is kinda cool looking.

Close Your Eyes

Occasionally, my dad sends me things that are actually funny

My Dad gave me this...

I also drew this

That baby is riding solo.

So I walked past this fish market...

Nitpicketers

I should add more red boxes

Awfully prophetic.

At least it's not all bad news. Credit: Cyanideandhappiness

world history (warning accurate)

diogenes

title

Schools are dumb ngl

Good monkey boi

Pakistanic

Gonna leave it there

It is what it is and it ain’t what it ain’t

Is this something universal?

This is a threat

This legend among us did it to him

Done for my life :)

its the Paleozoic era my dudes

“Farley Quinn”

Alongside Gabba Gandalf

Big America

The carpet cleaners send an annual letter to its customers. This is the one I received today

Goal Setting

I'm gonna get in shape

mood

4K resolution

Youtube Algorithm at its finest

All the effort gone in a buzz.

Nature Valley bars you say?

I can hear Iago in my head reading this

She's finished

Dinosaur it is.

Hate these meetings

Husband and I both ordered new glasses. They arrived today. Turns out we both have great taste.

Always will be

What Season is it ??

Small price to be vader

Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Do-nut get excited

Can’t wait for July