My Wife has been secretly collecting pictures of me for months sleeping. Today, for Father's Day, I was gifted the collection. I present "Catnapping".

yeet

Beware the NWO

Giraffes: the genesis

Wims Smiths

So my wii is now a wwewe?

Anata wa watashi no chikara o kashō hyōka shite imasu

Seen at the airport tonight

i can RESPECT that you corrected me, BITϹH

Big leaf small

Bonk

This man is a marketing genius

Speed

Classical music, yes of course

still couldn't stop the bomb boy

IT IS MA' AN!

Social Distancing 101

They made it a shirt

flat

We've all heard the stories

This is Anselmo

Meg from Family Guy.

This dude put his WHOLE ASS on my drink wtf

Found this gem on Instagram

They don't need all that gold anyway

Sometimes, the photo just speaks for itself.

dogi

Beware of dog hair

Logan just turned a year old and she still loves her pacifier ☺️

My girlfriend's handbag looks like the Predator

dumbledore approves

Extreme sport

2020 got me even missing old commercials

Stupid covid

The most expensive monitor stand in the world

Summary of 2020 so far

Moroccan soccer fans grammar check their rivals in real time

*** donkeys

Thank you, Brian, very cool.

Classic Leonard

Finally got a picture of it. There's another on the opposite side of the building.

Dog of Wisdom

This makes comics a little more interesting...

I Thought I was the only one

War neverm chamges

Step dads

Getting lost in the rainy season sure ain't fun.

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Just bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language

Glad to see my local Walmart finally has a place to drop off your kids while you shop!

Môhnch

So I guess Ace Ventura is working for UPS now!

I photoshopped this picture of a dog under a car

Rare photo of mother Wrench feeding her new hatchlings in the wild. Breathtaking.

peter gets it

Survival pro tip

We couldn’t stop giggling. We finally got there.

I have a feeling the photographer never made it out alive

hEELo

he could this all day

Boogers

Jumpm of faimth

Admire its cuteness

Thought I was safe because my office was locked...well played co-workers, well played

Dubai is such a glamorous city...

Can’t have shit in Detroit

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That the best you got 2020? My depression hits harder than you

Four

Traffic Signs Redefined

room

Looking for a sign

CAN YOU SMELL!

Demonetized

dex fag

Stumbled across this poem that was written by my 2nd grade brother

Tell me now.

Ah yes.

so done.

Getting One Million Views In 3 days

Pin up cat

Ain’t this perfect

I think it’s a girl

Time for a new career.

The archives are now complete

My husband put the candles really close together

Time to rebrand Quaker Oats with modern day heros.

We’ll see

A simple BLT with cheese makes a bit of humor for us all!

From many many years ago..well 2

Sad Droids

I have no idea where to post this but happy Friday y’all

My friend’s poster

John Bolton looks like the cat from the Rescuers!

Making the call

Four

Couples Over Time

Just one drink

Looks like 1620 was something like 2020

The Lizard People... they cometh