My Wife out Dad joked me. I always joked I wanted a Harley but instead got a daughter... finally got my bike.
New York’s messaging on wearing masks is perfect.
I design unnecessary items, this is the Vague Ruler that roughly tells you how big something is.
My dog really took a dump on my proposal
My dad got this text from a co worker at the office
I would definitely read it
What skiils do I really have
Wonder if they are comfortable?
I would like to be Gesund
If we were cats, dates would be...
Frogs and frigs
Girl Likes Me
Art is constantly evolving
Words are unnecessary here
Is this an American thing only?
Happy fathers day except...
It's a tragic story
I gave my dad a really heartfelt card this year.
It's hard being a gamer
Lol Dads on Facebook
How the turntables
My soon to be Father’s Day shirt
My dads Father’s Day card. I hope he likes it.
I want this
My neighbors cat looks like Ron Perlman
Leave me alone
A meal prep package that I can get behind. Happy Father’s Day!
He has a bright future
Dads feeding their babies
This is how it works at my house
This rule was in place long before social distancing
The Schrodinger's score
I think he appreciates it
I would go
Happy Proud Father’s Day!
Go to horny jail
I don’t know what this is but it’s been staring out my neighbours window and looking super depressed for weeks now.
My Fathers Day card was a rickroll. He got me, but proud daddy moment
Shipping arrives in 45 seconds
Pedo destroyed me
Grumpy old man dog
An (old) new gender
My daughter roasted me for fathers day. I couldn't be more proud
Harry Potter is LITERALLY my life
When the editor is too tired to check the front page before printing
Insert some whitespace beforehand to make the cropping a cinch
My Wife has been secretly collecting pictures of me for months sleeping. Today, for Father's Day, I was gifted the collection. I present "Catnapping".
Beware the NWO
Giraffes: the genesis
So my wii is now a wwewe?
Anata wa watashi no chikara o kashō hyōka shite imasu
Seen at the airport tonight
i can RESPECT that you corrected me, BITϹH
Big leaf small
This man is a marketing genius
Classical music, yes of course
still couldn't stop the bomb boy
IT IS MA' AN!
Social Distancing 101
They made it a shirt
We've all heard the stories
This is Anselmo
Meg from Family Guy.
This dude put his WHOLE ASS on my drink wtf
Found this gem on Instagram
They don't need all that gold anyway
Sometimes, the photo just speaks for itself.
Beware of dog hair
Logan just turned a year old and she still loves her pacifier ☺️
My girlfriend's handbag looks like the Predator
2020 got me even missing old commercials
The most expensive monitor stand in the world
Summary of 2020 so far
Moroccan soccer fans grammar check their rivals in real time
Thank you, Brian, very cool.
Finally got a picture of it. There's another on the opposite side of the building.
Dog of Wisdom
This makes comics a little more interesting...
I Thought I was the only one
War neverm chamges