Karma is an illusion. Life is a lie. !Gamble all
My husband works at an animal hospital and they just ordered these new paperclips.
I've got your nose.
"Please Scream Inside Your Heart"
I'm sick babe.... Finish them Donuts
The Proof that Girls are Evil
Cooking with Pierre
This is how he sat in his favorite spot when he came home from the vet high as a kite
Probably a re, but you decide
I am Irish and can confirm this is accurate
Well that’s depressing
Everything reminds me of Her..
You had to fight fires with your bare hands
Ms paint is superior
Boomer humour but it's decent so here I am
Sorry, not sorry.
Where is the remote?
Lots of it
hahah your mom
How my brain looks when people ask me stupid questions.
Regrettably this country can in fact get dumber...
Better wear a hat
Durex now makes condoms for those guys who don’t wear masks properly in public.
My 14yo son draws cartoons on a whiteboard on his bedroom door. This is what I saw this morning..
I think this man just ended racism!!
Grandma went hard on last year’s Christmas present for Billy.
We will, We will...
I was truly born in the wrong time
Keeping Boston safe
A friend called me up and asked what I want for my birthday. I said "anything but a shirt" but he heard "any kind of bug shirt", so here we are.
Pro Art tips
resistance is futile kitty
The grocery getter!
Meanwhile in my room
Just some innocent breadstick puns...
the truth has been hidden for too long
She's Die Diddly Dead!
Big mac go brrr
Vagina Tandoori anyone??
The perfect gift to get your Harry Potter fan GF
The old switcheroo
My wife is pregnant with the Predator.
I want to go back to 2016
I mean...it’s not wrong
We were cleaning up our rental vacation home and found someone had left this sign in our bathroom. Thought you guys would get kick out of it
Someone has to tell them...
If the black plague happened in 2020
We live in a society.
In case of shit party - Break Glass
Psycho Killer ... Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Murder as we speak!!
Powerful stream bro
Fraggle Rock extra spotted in the wild
Susan you b*tch.
There's nothing I love more than a cold war
Wheelchair go brrrrr
The secret condition
Seen this on my way to work yesterday
whos winning now
Couldn't help it.
Extinguished the cigarette with style
Spot on kids menu
Yes the oil here is made of oil
The thot cries out in pain as she strikes you.
Brown Paper Bag....
Everybody was posting about Slov, i just wanted to be popular
I think our grand children are going to kiss one day......
He looks feers
Incest is wincest they say
how to do this forbidden dance move?
What have you brought upon this cursed land
Mom: we have tech support at home.
Found this in a book I had as a kid called “how to survive anything”
Anyone know what this is? He's a friendly little guy. Keeps trying to hug me.