Ah. Yes. The chosen one.

"Try to poison me again with those apples ***. See what happens."

I have my knitting to keep me busy

Very cool.

Check the placement of the flower before you buy the dress ladies.

Hmmm π

Why does no one believe me that my cat can talk?

This unfortunate sign I saw on my walk home. Hopefully they get some help.

*** around and find out

Found on FB! Thought I would share:), made me laugh

My buddy’s kid looks like Mugatu.

Please like subscribe and comment below: where do you know frank Sinatra from? Thanks guys!

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What happens in Paris, doesn't stay in Paris.

Tell us your *** sex stories I'm sure you guys have!

Someone find Brendan Fraser

We have evolved beyond flying cars now

How the rest of the world is dealing with the USA and our response to the Rona

Culture pure and undistilled

American Girl Doll of the Year

Important things to look out for if you are ever being raided.

Gamer rise up

Plug me back in!

Fool.

That ought to spice up the neighborhood

nuke that site

GET OFF MY BRICKS!!!!!

Plague Grad 2020

No need to wait!

Gonna surprise my wife this month

BBQ

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DIY Vader

:-(

Big Potato

So many pixels!

error

Forget about the virus, we gonna die tomorrow @ 2.

When was Germany ever anti-Semitic?.... What is semitic anyways

Dog boi

Yes, yes I am

Toyota Cybertruck

Dear God, what have they done? MONSTERS!

Not even morning people can beat that level of crackhead energy

How the job market feel these days

GTA VI St. Louis

Wait till you meet my secret friends :D!

8/10 show, would recommend

Hello fellow humans

Bro it's a lot of money

That kind of monday

Why not my kid?

Time is not the only thing that came

A guy in Uruguay, collaborated with another guy from South Korea, which is exactly in the opposite of Uruguay, to make a sandwich of the world.

By allah he speaks the truth

My friend is a plumber. I bought him a gift for his hard work during covid-19.

My dad in Vietnam.

A truly American movie.

Hey bro got any wine bottles “wink wink”

:lol:

I had a friend who would nut on his floor and not clean it

How dare you sir?

big sad

stay awhile and listen

It’s always the red guy

Mine too... :)

Yeah booiii.

A pretty flower? Thanks I hate it.

Life's a garden, dig it.

A friend posted a pic of her baby and it reminded me of someone. A little FaceApp magic and boom.

Romania is also the only country in Europe now

Bread in captivity

yes

Page eight is covered in chloroform.

Caught this quick cut gag on an episode of the Simpsons.

I think the door is a little damaged

Well dam

Every damn day

JoJo fans be like

I would think twice before stealing this person's underwear again.

evolve

Not Tonight

"People judge me by my character"

Better get training!

I do the Halo posting around here guys

The glocktopus

Cropping, schmopping.

THROAT GOAT.

Straight outta Applebee's

Thats why I use linux.

Same.

***, peas

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To good not to be a re

Take my trash!

Reform is the way to go.

I am selling my tiger for only $5000. He may bark sometimes but that's because he is bilingual.

i attempt this challenge so often but i never win

yes

Im in that 8% (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻