I am not new here!
I think of her often
The wholesome spook
Slick this guy is
Cat getting its nails trimmed.
Who else recycles the box while making dinner, just to have to look at the directions again??
This guy > Everybody else with a fence.
Seeing each other at the gym after 3 months of quarantine.
This man has his priorities straight
Mask-wearing champion since 1987.
My old PSPs battery swelled to an alarming degree, after opening the case I decided it could have been much much worse.
Renovating the house, decided to put this in the wall before its boarded up so I can give the next person who renovates the house a heart attack
My new laptop arrived in a box with warnings not to open it with a saw, axe, blowtorch, flail or... a carrot!
Yeah sure ill buy that string
I didn't know she had a diaper
Stephen Hawking does a joke
Ah, so unfortunate
My sister decided to take up baking. She's not the domesticated type.
Took a while
Ah. Yes. The chosen one.
"Try to poison me again with those apples ***. See what happens."
I have my knitting to keep me busy
Check the placement of the flower before you buy the dress ladies.
Why does no one believe me that my cat can talk?
This unfortunate sign I saw on my walk home. Hopefully they get some help.
*** around and find out
Found on FB! Thought I would share:), made me laugh
My buddy’s kid looks like Mugatu.
Please like subscribe and comment below: where do you know frank Sinatra from? Thanks guys!
What happens in Paris, doesn't stay in Paris.
Tell us your *** sex stories I'm sure you guys have!
Someone find Brendan Fraser
We have evolved beyond flying cars now
How the rest of the world is dealing with the USA and our response to the Rona
Culture pure and undistilled
American Girl Doll of the Year
Important things to look out for if you are ever being raided.
Gamer rise up
Plug me back in!
brainyrs is learning to play piano
That ought to spice up the neighborhood
nuke that site
GET OFF MY BRICKS!!!!!
Plague Grad 2020
No need to wait!
Gonna surprise my wife this month
So many pixels!
Forget about the virus, we gonna die tomorrow @ 2.
When was Germany ever anti-Semitic?.... What is semitic anyways
Yes, yes I am
Dear God, what have they done? MONSTERS!
Not even morning people can beat that level of crackhead energy
How the job market feel these days
GTA VI St. Louis
Wait till you meet my secret friends :D!
8/10 show, would recommend
Hello fellow humans
Bro it's a lot of money
That kind of monday
Why not my kid?
Time is not the only thing that came
A guy in Uruguay, collaborated with another guy from South Korea, which is exactly in the opposite of Uruguay, to make a sandwich of the world.
By allah he speaks the truth
My friend is a plumber. I bought him a gift for his hard work during covid-19.
My dad in Vietnam.
A truly American movie.
Hey bro got any wine bottles “wink wink”
I had a friend who would nut on his floor and not clean it
How dare you sir?
stay awhile and listen
It’s always the red guy
Mine too... :)
A pretty flower? Thanks I hate it.
Life's a garden, dig it.
A friend posted a pic of her baby and it reminded me of someone. A little FaceApp magic and boom.
Romania is also the only country in Europe now
Bread in captivity
Page eight is covered in chloroform.
Caught this quick cut gag on an episode of the Simpsons.
I think the door is a little damaged