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Those doorknobs

Suck our star spangled ding dongs

I wonder.

Grant, not Lee

Pœtætö

Call the lolice

I wonder who it will be.

Well sorted.

turns out that he was puerto rican

I told my wife to get frosted flakes and honey nut Cheerios.

Happy 4th from Mark Ruffalo!

English humour

I know y'all seeing this are butthurt

Detroit become sonless

My daughter took it upon herself to microwave some syrup for her waffles..... for 5 minutes!

It's all ogre now

Meanwhile in a parallel universe.....

Happy Independence Day! Have fun, stay safe & wear a FRIGGIN'mask.

Happy 4th everybody!

Happy Independence Day ya ***s

You're winner!

All eyes on me

if this aint got her your vote i got 100 more memes that will breh #firstfemalepresident

The sad thing is I hate fishing.

“Smile, you son-of-a—“

Blyat

Decided to surprise my girlfriend with a new shower curtain while she’s gone for the day. Hope I’m still home and not at work when she discovers it.

   )

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

Ancient photo...

Current sports stadiums look like PS2 games

Local railway station in Hungary

Anchovies, no breading.

Understandable

Majestic creatures

Washington Redskins - keep name, change logo to potato

Rain Sounds

new decade new face. who will it be

Laugh tracks are lame

Kakashi is a role model

I wish Thanos could snap the gazpacho away

Leave nothing to the imagination

       ßreh

I don't know if I should cook this potato, or take it to the hospital.

It's a joke about domestic violence

Made this at 1am the other night. Took me an hour. I think it really *sucks*

Saw In my local store today

I see all

Picky eater Tesla

Americans go bye bye

Sexy as heck

Fat PUMA logo

At least it's not gay

Never wear the same color as your chair on TV!

My 7 year old daughter took this picture and sent it to me.

My husband thoroughly enjoyed the science museum

This hurts on a personal level

Okay, First Off

I've lost count.

School did not prepare me for this

I shooed him off my lap and he gonna be a little *** about it

Everyone who wears glasses can relate

Sign at my local golf shop.

Jungle Juice

A Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a bulbasaur

We're all doing it wrong

I saw this car today

Keep the name, change the logo?

Jimmy Kimmel then and now

Where are my toe beans?!

I would be inclined to agree

Spine? I have not heard.

Washington Redskins - keep the name, change the mascot. Problem solved

when it monday

Brain eating amoeba for July.

We decided to postpone our wedding to be on the safe side

What are you doing step bro

oof.mp3.mp4

Emails

Riding back from Hershey Park and I saw this gem

shh

Chief Brody hopes that you make an informed decision tomorrow

Definitely not stuck for choice.

That's is cool!

: )

My fortune cookie I got the other day

Spotted in Milwaukee. Words to live by.

I found a funny comment on this bottle of hot sauce

ouch, thts gon hurt, i can tell you first hand

Is this racism?

Social distancing message in Atlanta

BUT MY RIGHTS

I really don't know

Scrat was the ultimate non-simp. He chose a nut over a girl.

If 2020 was a car

hugeloler would not have middle rock

he must be honored to sit by such a master

I bought some tweezers on eBay. I then complained as they were tiny. The guy sent me these. Well played sir.

'Acting Responsibly'