For the first year of his life, I questioned whether or not Patton Oswalt was the father of my son.

He didn't messed up the rain ritual

Real Life Data

Maybe I do

ribbit

I’d like to say she’s always elegant but...

My uncle took this pic at a store in West Texas

No suitable title...

Can we get 59!

You try singing it.

Keeping up the legend status

He mocks them

I want what they were using

Unreasonable animals

so she is a wanker

Dodged a missile

@silvertalon17

Little big for the wife but fits me perfectly..Love it!

Some wise words from the Doc

Come eat

Bye.

painting with blood now, are we?

Well he spelled ten words

Streaming am i right

A little scary

Consume the weak.

Its a me, my depression

Hmmmmm

"It's Him"

The science of knee high socks

A visible remainder

We know cats will rule the world one day because this one was caught opening an interdimensional portal!

Grandma's special candy

I disagree it better be bigger than mine

The menu please

IT Dad's story time.

"Nah, we can make it"

I don’t mean to be rasist, but...

Gotta leave flavortown someday...

Sorry me

Jail time ain't so bad afterall

heroic

Found this in my phine gallery...

Falconry

I'm not crying, it's raining!

Seeing my friends again after forgetting how to socialize.

Follow directions

Billy’s not playing

pro mlg

Abrahsand Lincoln

You are not pure...

Seen at Walmart

Agree..and it's actually not that bad

god please let me find her

I was the drummer

Roger Roger!

Wife asked if we could hang a picture of the cat in the hallway. Photoshop to the rescue!

Monty Python is timeless

worst day of coronavirus in 'merica

Just add Jam for a fun suprised

Pranked you!

Trouble in the Animal Kingdom.

He was actually a good guy early off

Leftism is a 4Chan prank

Lucas, don't you dare...

Not far from truth!!

She probably needs to see a gynecologist

I believe in him

well yes, but actually no

Are ya?

The Piss Analogy

Nice Guy Vader

You horny?

*Neighing*

Not today!

Not the change they want but the change they deserve

He ain't heavy, he's my bollard.

Just look at the patch notes stupid

This type of friend !!

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Our favorite show

Batcat Begins

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again

Kanye must be the best, change my mind

So this was a Zoom call the whole time...

That’s A Cool Bird

The lid, the lid

Which is your face mask?

I found this comic while browsing twitter, what a classic!

isaac brehwton

he planted himself

DESPACITO remix

Goals

Why does King Tut look like a Philly Cheesesteak?

Accomplishments...

It is Tuesday my pals

Thanks for nothing.

Dora Dora Dora the Explorer

"We play hard"

ANY functioning adult.