Goals

Why does King Tut look like a Philly Cheesesteak?

Accomplishments...

It is Tuesday my pals

Thanks for nothing.

Dora Dora Dora the Explorer

"We play hard"

ANY functioning adult.

For anyone who has cats

Coolest Actor Alive

You win this time human.

Here's your sign

Smile pretty!

The effects of THC vs CBD are different for everybody..

That is gorilla power

Too cute

I don’t know what to believe anymore

Savi, you're Korean

What's really happening in the world

A fence

Got bored during Coronavirus lockdown; this is my little DIY home improvement project

Better not be late

I love movies

My DMV agent was very nice and let me have some fun with my picture.

It's not my table

I heard the beat drop!

I'm taking Mickey down!

If this joke is too American for you don't feel bad just look at their butts

Anon has sex with a kiwi girl

he gonna do it!

Sorry guys I could only find one

Agreed

The Children have nothing to lose but their chains!

A driveway crew was pouring concrete at a new house next to a duck pond. They went to lunch and came back to this...

I put a rake in our flag holder to see how long it would take my wife to say something. It's been three days.

Leave in the comments which one you think is most attractive

My grandfather only says racist stuff :/

i remember when i was a young breh at university

First time posting here, please wrong murder me

Urine trouble

FLORIDA MAN SHOULD BE A NETFLIX SERIES BY NOW

You are not prepared

Glad someone is keeping track

I'm surrounded by ***s.

pss pss pss

Divine sacrifice

you wouldnt try to remove the divine telos of the world would you?

Corporate socialism != socialism, I'll explain later.

It's fine guys I'll just be partners with the weird kid

is this the future librehrals want

The big sad.

I found Toad from Mario Kart, ready to race.

What the hell happened

I farted

That's fair

My friend found a photo I gave her in kindergarten. My older brother helped me write the note .

Tomorrow I'm going to start on that diet

You got to love Oblivion

This has gotta hurt. In more ways than one

a breh can dream

Low in iron

Every morning

Dentist’s floor is number 2

On boi, then we can call it hornycalypse or hornygeddon..

LinkedIn knows it's shit.

Biden won't remember it anyway

Found Mario and Luigi in a German supermarket o.0

July OC Jamboree entry: It's not for girls, Dad!

It should be in a Museum!

I needed a good laugh this morning.

Yes but first we must find the platypus

All credits go to @tonybts2 for making this comic

This is just how mexicans are born.

consider me interested

arrogant and uninformed tbh smh wtf

Remember Paige Turner, get ready for

Cat's food got stolen by the dog. She came into the kitchen to *** about it.

You know what I’ll be doing

I bet they didn't even get to second base

Dwayne got no chill

well well,how the turntables

Only in Arizona. It was 109° today

That sign can back fire on the owner

You just said I'm a what?!?!?

Tell me y

Oh... you're a Darwin simp?

I'm sure things will be back to normal by July!

YouTubers doing their intro’s

Take note kids

ROCK lml

whoops

Moon landings were a hoax

Doge boye.

Never believe the meows

She’s Olivia Nope

*casually looking for Aliens*

i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

Here I am sitting in bed, just about to sleep.

Paraplegic going in for reconstructive surgery on a pressure ulcer on my tailbone.

Damnit Jim, I'm not a Doctor, I'm a..... Oh yeah, I'll get right on it!