you wouldnt try to remove the divine telos of the world would you?

Corporate socialism != socialism, I'll explain later.

It's fine guys I'll just be partners with the weird kid

is this the future librehrals want

The big sad.

I found Toad from Mario Kart, ready to race.

What the hell happened

I farted

That's fair

My friend found a photo I gave her in kindergarten. My older brother helped me write the note .

Tomorrow I'm going to start on that diet

You got to love Oblivion

This has gotta hurt. In more ways than one

a breh can dream

Low in iron

Every morning

Dentist’s floor is number 2

On boi, then we can call it hornycalypse or hornygeddon..

LinkedIn knows it's shit.

Biden won't remember it anyway

Found Mario and Luigi in a German supermarket o.0

July OC Jamboree entry: It's not for girls, Dad!

It should be in a Museum!

I needed a good laugh this morning.

Yes but first we must find the platypus

All credits go to @tonybts2 for making this comic

This is just how mexicans are born.

consider me interested

arrogant and uninformed tbh smh wtf

Remember Paige Turner, get ready for

Cat's food got stolen by the dog. She came into the kitchen to *** about it.

You know what I’ll be doing

I bet they didn't even get to second base

Dwayne got no chill

well well,how the turntables

Only in Arizona. It was 109° today

That sign can back fire on the owner

You just said I'm a what?!?!?

Tell me y

Oh... you're a Darwin simp?

I'm sure things will be back to normal by July!

YouTubers doing their intro’s

Take note kids

ROCK lml

whoops

Moon landings were a hoax

Doge boye.

Never believe the meows

She’s Olivia Nope

*casually looking for Aliens*

i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

Here I am sitting in bed, just about to sleep.

Paraplegic going in for reconstructive surgery on a pressure ulcer on my tailbone.

Damnit Jim, I'm not a Doctor, I'm a..... Oh yeah, I'll get right on it!

Australia Man

Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits

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Employee of the month!

Google Maps now has Baltimore's Christopher Columbus statue pinned in the harbor.

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Tested positive for COVID19 2 weeks ago and still stuck super sick at home... My best friend made these for me and dropped them off to cheer me up! Thought I would share.

Oops, I think I dropped my Ａ Ｅ Ｓ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｔ Ｉ Ｃ

Live laugh love and DESTROY!

Still trying to figure out why is it happening

Local Music Hall’s Solution to Help Stop the Spread of COVID-19.

Well isn’t that ironic

The sacred texts.

I'm actually love his art

Every time I go do something outside

cringe

This shit will NEVER end at this rate

The great Trolley Dilemma

Proper content

The genetic lottery

Nap so good I have to save it for later

5/7

Local gas station in San Antonio.

How many layers of irony are *you* on?

Literally... the fact!!

I will sacrifice my karma to summon a repost of dead memes just to make a point how fragile humor is

Two words.

Rave reviews of the washroom at work

It rhymes

Cultural regression

You’d think 2020 would be running out of things to throw at us, but nope, you’d be wrong...

Koala is my new favorite animal

yes

Sure has Jen... Sure has...

They really gonna do it

Tfw you finally made it

Immortalised in silver for all of eternity!

typical day in florida

Be careful what you ask for

I don't joke with my health

Found Dis Burd

*shitty userposter intensifies*

Today I decided to bake myself a nice big loaf of BREABWUALABLEUHAEUA

The forbidden trick!

Placebo in a nutshell

Word problems