my favorite fairy made my my profile picture breh
Low in iron
Dentist’s floor is number 2
On boi, then we can call it hornycalypse or hornygeddon..
LinkedIn knows it's shit.
Biden won't remember it anyway
Found Mario and Luigi in a German supermarket o.0
July OC Jamboree entry: It's not for girls, Dad!
It should be in a Museum!
I needed a good laugh this morning.
Yes but first we must find the platypus
All credits go to @tonybts2 for making this comic
This is just how mexicans are born.
consider me interested
arrogant and uninformed tbh smh wtf
Remember Paige Turner, get ready for
Cat's food got stolen by the dog. She came into the kitchen to *** about it.
You know what I’ll be doing
I bet they didn't even get to second base
Dwayne got no chill
well well,how the turntables
Only in Arizona. It was 109° today
That sign can back fire on the owner
You just said I'm a what?!?!?
Tell me y
Oh... you're a Darwin simp?
I'm sure things will be back to normal by July!
YouTubers doing their intro’s
Take note kids
Moon landings were a hoax
Never believe the meows
She’s Olivia Nope
*casually looking for Aliens*
i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
Here I am sitting in bed, just about to sleep.
Paraplegic going in for reconstructive surgery on a pressure ulcer on my tailbone.
Damnit Jim, I'm not a Doctor, I'm a..... Oh yeah, I'll get right on it!
Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits
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Employee of the month!
Google Maps now has Baltimore's Christopher Columbus statue pinned in the harbor.
Tested positive for COVID19 2 weeks ago and still stuck super sick at home... My best friend made these for me and dropped them off to cheer me up! Thought I would share.
Oops, I think I dropped my Ａ Ｅ Ｓ Ｔ Ｈ Ｅ Ｔ Ｉ Ｃ
Live laugh love and DESTROY!
Still trying to figure out why is it happening
Local Music Hall’s Solution to Help Stop the Spread of COVID-19.
Well isn’t that ironic
The sacred texts.
I'm actually love his art
Every time I go do something outside
This shit will NEVER end at this rate
The great Trolley Dilemma
The genetic lottery
Nap so good I have to save it for later
Local gas station in San Antonio.
How many layers of irony are *you* on?
Literally... the fact!!
I will sacrifice my karma to summon a repost of dead memes just to make a point how fragile humor is
Rave reviews of the washroom at work
You’d think 2020 would be running out of things to throw at us, but nope, you’d be wrong...
Koala is my new favorite animal
Sure has Jen... Sure has...
They really gonna do it
Tfw you finally made it
Immortalised in silver for all of eternity!
typical day in florida
Be careful what you ask for
I don't joke with my health
Found Dis Burd
*shitty userposter intensifies*
Today I decided to bake myself a nice big loaf of BREABWUALABLEUHAEUA
The forbidden trick!
Placebo in a nutshell
Let him sniff your hand bro
When the jaws open wide there’s more jaws inside, that’s a Moray
A couple of banditos after my quesadillas
You don’t know what you don’t know you don’t know
Getting things done today
I feel worse and better at the same time
Massage pass denied
The Christian Universal Ministry basketball team could’ve put a little more thought into their jersey design
That's why I said it on Twitter