It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
i lost control now there’s no escape
We made a whole ironic circle and going for another round
You fell into my trap!
i guess i keep going
My brother got stuck on a swing so I put the hose underneath him like a good brother would
Males over 35 in skinny jeans
Fact: A flock of flamingos can pick a T-Rex clean in mere minutes!
Movin’ and groovin’
No sick days
May the tweet be with you!
This social distancing sign at a park
It do be that way though.
In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people. You can wear one to Aldi.
Is that a bell pepper in your bell pepper or are you just happy to see me?
I photoshopped a drawing of a crocodile
I mean he’s saved us a couple of times already...
Harris County, Texas, has COVID beat
The racket broke off my trophy.
Had to look around for their fake advertisement
This isn’t what I signed up for...
No mask? No problem
Hugelol orders a pizza
Jewish larping July?
Full range of emotions in 2020
"Pandemic Hair - Husband vs Wife" 2020
Can't relate, no dad
Would make a great poster
Elderly friend posted this photo of “mom and dad” to Facebook in hopes of finding the owner.
The police in my city posted this pic asking people to stop labeling dead animals on the freeway
Stonehenge is a movie set?
Who did this OMG
The smartest guy in the universe confirming what is the scientific way of putting the toilet paper
My take on this, made in Messenger
Two /̸̨͍͑̓̅%̸̝̏̒̄͂̎#̷̛̝̖͚͇͌͠͠"̷̢̮͎̗̀̽̀̊ please
I thought she was wearing a black dress and hands on her hips
I can hear this man's head
Disney is reopening theme parks today
Belgian minister of health lady's and gentleman
well she is right
Thank you heroes. Wait a second...
You look so good! - mom
The Four Housemen
brehcisely how it is
My cat decided to work on some repairs around her condo.
Australian approach to social distancing
Best i can do is exhale through the nose
Maybe if you would have offered me a BJ
Funny sign at a steakhouse in Denver, CO
Such a simpler, happier time in 2019
I’d tap that...mana.
damn thats Powerade...
This Guy Gets It
But what do I know I’m just an ESL student
My buddy trying to drink a beer on the high seas.
one hand on A, the other hand on...
Remember 2019, when the crazy news story of the year was “Storm Area 51”?
It’s me! Wario...?
Dont be rude, keep staring.
The perfect quarantine accessory...
perfect pregnancy announcement
George is having a bad day
Drove past this truck on my way back from Taco Tuesday today
I like that we hate famous people in 2020
Even bears need to relax sometimes
Good ‘ol American breakfast
I think my grandads car has just witnessed something horrific.
Sydmar Lodge Care Home residents and carers have been recreating classic album covers. The home has now been in lockdown for 4 months.
Well I hope he get his wishes
He’s keeps looking at me tough after being scolded for eating plants in the garden
Don't boo me, I'm right.
Hi-Ya! for the Lord.
The Nickelodeon- Disney crossover nobody asked for
The normies Skyrim
Advertisement at it's finest
My local church had this up, had to share it
Let’s beat the children!
I saw this commercial as a kid and STILL did drugs. How about ya'll?
The official flag of 2020