They don't even need to, you're already doing it voluntarily

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Doctor at home

A reminder to always wear your pants

*sniff sniff*

Upstairs vs Downstairs Neighbors

identify yourself right now

Beach

This is how Twitter Security looks a like

dayum calm yo titties

Haha, yes

Study Buddies

Childhood memories now ruined.

Wearing this to office takes a lot of guts..

be neutral

durex have smashed it with this lockdown advert!

I would've picked Totodile ngl

Title

The best photo I've ever taken

once told me

Happened on our flight home from my younger brother’s wedding

My local pub has banter, probably explains why ants don’t get Covid...

Why do i hear boss music

Upstairs neighbour starter pack

this is cinema

Forever alone

i lost control now there’s no escape

We made a whole ironic circle and going for another round

You fell into my trap!

faqktz

i guess i keep going

cedric

My brother got stuck on a swing so I put the hose underneath him like a good brother would

Males over 35 in skinny jeans

Fact: A flock of flamingos can pick a T-Rex clean in mere minutes!

My ex-girlfriend

Movin’ and groovin’

No sick days

May the tweet be with you!

This social distancing sign at a park

It do be that way though.

In the 2001 Royal Rumble, Kane wore a mask for 54 minutes and eliminated 11 people. You can wear one to Aldi.

Is that a bell pepper in your bell pepper or are you just happy to see me?

CDC Approved

I photoshopped a drawing of a crocodile

I mean he’s saved us a couple of times already...

Harris County, Texas, has COVID beat

The racket broke off my trophy.

Had to look around for their fake advertisement

This isn’t what I signed up for...

No mask? No problem

Hugelol orders a pizza

Jewish larping July?

    

Full range of emotions in 2020

"Pandemic Hair - Husband vs Wife" 2020

Can't relate, no dad

Carpets

Would make a great poster

Elderly friend posted this photo of “mom and dad” to Facebook in hopes of finding the owner.

The police in my city posted this pic asking people to stop labeling dead animals on the freeway

Stonehenge is a movie set?

Who did this OMG

The smartest guy in the universe confirming what is the scientific way of putting the toilet paper

Canon

always...

DBZ

My take on this, made in Messenger

it is

Hello again

Hemhem

existential crisis

Two /̸̨͍͑̓̅%̸̝̏̒̄͂̎#̷̛̝̖͚͇͌͠͠"̷̢̮͎̗̀̽̀̊ please

I thought she was wearing a black dress and hands on her hips

I can hear this man's head

Disney is reopening theme parks today

bamboozled

Belgian minister of health lady's and gentleman

hmm

well she is right

Thank you heroes. Wait a second...

You look so good! - mom

always

The Four Housemen

brehcisely how it is

My cat decided to work on some repairs around her condo.

Australian approach to social distancing

Best i can do is exhale through the nose

Maybe if you would have offered me a BJ

Funny sign at a steakhouse in Denver, CO

boing

Such a simpler, happier time in 2019

I’d tap that...mana.

damn thats Powerade...

This Guy Gets It

But what do I know I’m just an ESL student

My buddy trying to drink a beer on the high seas.

one hand on A, the other hand on...

Remember 2019, when the crazy news story of the year was “Storm Area 51”?

It’s me! Wario...?