My BF jokingly said he wanted me to write half a page on why I didn't go to work today. I decided to give it my all...

The Truth of Pooh

Mvp goes to battery

Leaked proposal for Washington's new NFL mascot.

Every office has an oversmart jackass like this!!!

FURRIES RISE UP

This gas station doesn’t play.

how you want that pizza?

Wife is taking too long to pick the new wall paint so I thought I would hurry her ip

Invasive duck

Heh

Sign in our break room at work today

How 2020 has been progressing via Michael Scott faces

When it's too late but you try to fix it

gotta celebrate

che, no jodas al pibe

Love is all you see!

2020 Dumpster Fire

PHdrunk

Ja Tall

Hey Little humans, the lockdown is over?

brehvil eyes

Dyed my hair pink

unbox

I still want it!

Finishing each other's sentences

Give her a call?

When the struggle so real you have to eat a grilled cheese hotdog

Not everything about the shortage is bad.

It's a horrible place to be quite frank

Albert Einstein calculating how to get some booty

#gother

lemme see dem veins breh hmmm

Title

Out and about today and saw this!

Pow!

Anyone know if these come in adult sizes

I accidentally turned on the news and my cats reaction says it all

ANTEEFER

Stripper in FLA showing judge that her panties covered her genitalia and that she wasn’t guilty of exposing herself to the police that arrested her. Case dismissed

It wanted to join in

In case you wondered why he left

My wife is getting her hair done. I told her to watch out for turtles so they don't mistake her for Shredder.

bionicles

If cornered, red panda will stand on its hind legs and extend its claws to appear larger and threatening.

Dare he..?

How have I never seen this...

Saw someone famous. IDK who he is, but he's got a lot of fans.

They probably cost an arm and a leg.

Don't let a bad day ruin your week!

Well... credits @arcaderage

An animation I made

Honestly, I kinda want that to happen

lvl 1 thug... lvl 100 Mafia Boss

How could you Bred?

maybe im just paranoid brehs

Pan crust salmon roll

Get it....

What a Sneaky Kitty!

School this fall.

Nice Pose Cow

Necessity breeds creativity. Rule #34 as to why Japanese culture is so... Creative

My blind pup, enjoying the sweet view

Go on

Sorry, colmk, if you had to delete it all by hand!

Wubba lubba dub dub (July Oc Jamboree)

*Three stooges noises*

This post was made by sewer gang

Oh sal

The life of a meme lord

A comic my 13 y/o daughter drew .

Local recreational area 'The Cut' Ireland

Not my original, but hit the spot.

I couldn't hold it in

Let me start

Let me introduce you to my religion

ecksdee

Roses are Mc

Green? Super Green.

Why U.S. leads the world in Covid-19 cases.

The purest cheese imaginable.

It doesn’t look like it

You Read that wrong!

Apparently I got lit last night and sent this to my wife

Mission accomplished!

How I spend most of my quarantine nights.

It's everyone's favourite mixer!

Spotted at the local garden center

That's a big simp

Yes, the Chess Master

Enough to make a man cry

Give me Freedom or Golden Eggs

Diabolo Immortal

the door

My favourite internet picture ever: Snoop Dogg smoke so much weed in his Melbourne hotel room that the firefighters showed up, thinking a fire was raging. Their faces says it all.

That's creative

Whenever someone calls doctors and scientists liars

Heavy balls not allowed?

Stupid idiot.

Who knew a harmless bunny could cause so much distress