I was also given a gift by Mother Nature...

My friend had to blow into a unicorn's ass for his daughter's birthday.

Oh mah gid

Nicolas Cage doing his part!

Oh nuuh!

Hey, gurl.

My dad got a new printer, turns out it has an email address that you can send stuff for it to print out, decided to scare him a little

Dedicated bicycle lane for Jesus

My scissors broke. They were just as surprised as I was.

Apparently my kids got ahold of my label maker

2021: a study in the transitive property

The atmosphere would be electric

The End is the Beginning, The Beginning is the End!!

The notes my security officer leaves while patrolling are wonderful

Still not the best looking feet

f e m u r b r e a k e r

Parole denied

So I found my 9 year old’s “lost” Yoshi toy in my freezer.

Fauchi get something right mask or no mask

Oh Jackie

mushrooms by Steve Nelson

Such unrealistic expectations for women

I wonder where my phone go

That is my dog ever single time

Let me do it!

My grandma bought my whole family masks--not only do they make you look like underwear Hannibal Lecter, but they also have HOLES punched through to make it "easier to breathe"

Chicken from 1957 to 2005

The joke is on us

A gift from mother nature

Almost twins maybe...

Privacy...? HA!!

d-rex

Just in case you need this one day

Vegun

This was some big brain move..

Thot alert

Some good low cost cosplay

safe travels

King moment

Why'd he name him Greg tho?

Seriously don’t

This hit right in my juvenile sense of humor, dammit.

Posting a guy who photoshopped his child’s drawings into reality day 1

Recent news article on new law in england.

Chowder was a highly underrated cartoon

Made a bunch of these today

Sounds about right ...

A photoshopped recreation of their child’s drawing.

Seen in Austin, TX

I guess I'm a programmer now

ambitious crossover

A little spicy

Seen today in Florida.

Swords out

Gary Larson was way ahead on this one

Unexpected grafo

You cannot escape monki

“Get the *** up and feed me DAVE!”

[Title in progress]

Tea is stored in the balls

“SHE IS TOO POWERFUL”

How I've been getting through 2020

Coomelette

RIP Regis

Asian Cars vs German Bikes

Maybe he was hoping to be one of the 50%

Went through the toy aisle of Target today

So we recreated our favourite picture from 8 years and some kgs ago.

When it's 3am and McTrump decides to post more Kablam

Now this is top customer satisfaction .

Elmo has changed a lot since I last seen him

Learning on the nutshell

cute

Cooking hack

Treat her like she deserves

*** Nugget

My brother framed this picture as a gift to our parents years ago and I just noticed...

That’s a helluva deal!

Sign in front of a local business

This was next to the urinals at a VR place.

Always has been

Our printer ran out of ink

Have to weigh your options.

The weekend has landed

Engineers are great at malicious compliance

This. Is. Hilarious. #bikinibottomorbust

Future Marshmallow

Mood

Witch girl bathwater [OC]

Anyone else from a 3rd world country?

Teachers Back-to-School Attire, 2020 version

♪What if Slov was one of us?♪

I don't need to sell my soul, he's already in me....

If you think it's bad now...

This is me now

I think I have gave the last of them!

Effective and quick

Logo for a milk tea shop

Get rekt

Wear a thong might get a better tattoo