Put sunscreen on my own back. May have missed a spot.

Now you can “make it a Blockbuster night” every night

Down with the Thickness

Today is my 30th birthday and this is the card my sister got me.

The perfect mask doesn’t exi-

Dog Park

Using a Walmart bag when bleaching your hair

Prepped and ready for the hurricane season.

On my hometown gas station sign

My friend turned 32 today. Here he is at 32, 31, 30 and 29.

I found a very rare fossil on my walk today.

Ptolemy

i haven't slept in 30h [OC]

Migga

My dad sent me a picture of his new mask

Dwayne ‘The Hog’ Johnson’s vet said to keep an eye on his weight so this is his life once a week now

Beatboxing

This is not the hydrant you expected today...

Deaf Lily just got a new tag for her collar

I know this looks bad but it's not that bad

took my kitten out on her first walk..

Now more than ever this feels like “Groundhog’s Day”

That's show business

*takes big sip*

Choose your gary, as they try to eliminate the other. For there can only be. One. Gary.

Chased by dogs

Tadpoles

When one of the NPCs notices that glitch in the game

I’m literally shaking

Rain-deer

Best-selling toy this summer

It makes too much sense

Vote for me or I will suicide you

Oh no! I hope he's ok.

The Payout

And I'm out $2,000

Zak you dimwit

You better beehive yourself brother

life wisdom

Go on

In an old Gardening How To book

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎

Grandma's meme

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

I need a minute to think

Capitalism is gay

high five or a slap?

@fahrudin

Don't be shy.. you deserved it!

I miss you ..

loading

Old cartoon repeated.

Self burn, those are rare

Quick. While all the Brits are asleep. Microwaving tea.

behold

Found my cat like this

Thank you Lord

Spent our whole bloody night "Puttin' on the Ritz" 27+ years later, to show my mom for her birthday tomorrow. We tried!

Old gold I found on my phone

yea no thx

My 5 month old son mastering nuclear fusion at the dining room table.

Life was rough for these boys..

The weekend!

Ordered a bike pump, got 93 weird dog bones instead

A very good impression indeed

If the shoe fits wear it.

Just having a cold one from my cooler.

Throwback to when my mom forgot to submit my senior baby ad for the yearbook and asked my dad to do it

Trespassers Will be ........

Buckle Up People. "2020 - Level 8" stars tomorrow.

Upgraded the Propane Tank

Hygenesis 20:20

My new watch face.

Not even a little

how do they work?

Anti Anti Mask

bonk

Next gen simps

HILL NO SH*T

He always was

Godspeed, August

One for the artists.

A reminder for all y'all simping the witch

Was wondering why this was on the restaurant table....then i took a closer look.

Bubblegum pizza

She'll have you fired.

the backhospital

The Elephant’s Soul

Making it to Friday in 2020.

My question is, why would you pee of the top of a building in the first place?..

2020 Is All Gary’s Fault.

Even chainsaw killers respect social distancing

kowai

Finally realized where I recognized my son's surprised face from!

Thanks to Quarantine, The Rabbit was Rescued...!

I feel there’s a story behind this sign

He asked his mother for a LoL themed party.

Stress Free Death

*Screams in Fahrenheit*

She was screaming for me to keep putting more in her shirt..