Gotta love the 80s

As a good citizen, i do what traffic signs tell me to

Sorry I’m hungry

Commit vehicular manslaughter i must

I artfully arrange our fruit at night for my wife to find in the morning.

What's your covenant?

Add pinhead Larry and you've got the Holy trinity

Title

What at you laughing at?

Now

Imagine you're on a call and the delivery man arrives

rage

Looks like they would rather be left alone

I moved and woke him up. That look has me kinda nervous

I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing and I’m drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

Puns are no fun it seems

I work as an HVAC tech and this creepy little f*ck is the first thing I see after climbing into a homeowners attic.

I don't even wonder why this ad is in my feed.

Sashimi rollin, they hating...

gotta use the bathroom

You might think he is a troll but this is a meme from the future.

*Not included

Don't create children if you can't create yourself -huMAN

My neighbor has this in his garage and I don’t know why. I’m scared.

Just waiting for 2020 to be over.

Paprika faces

Mask notice at a local store.

Real is the struggle

My therapist recommended I maintain a more positive body image

A beautiful mockingbird

oef

My cat got super scared by our visitors and hid in the bathtub

Small brain

Drove Past This Hard Working Guy

It be like that

auditions

Unsolicited Advice

Not gonna miss it

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Abbey Road 2020

My new sim card got delivered. At least now i know what this is called

People leaves, butt memories stay.

????????????????

She's actually a 500 year old dragon

Even these cats are taking social distancing seriously

My Boss Gets It

I only believe in natural remedies...

My favorite color is red, like the blood shed, from kurt cobains head when he shot himself dead

An old Yiddish joke my father in law told me

Had no hot dog buns and now my bf and I realize we are two very different people..

thanks for the input

THE GAY AGENDA

God where are you?!

ruined

An actual picture I took in 2014.

Remember to do your chores

You fool

Thisisstupid

I still love her

Cool

Most expensive stays in the world

Should go for a C section at that point

The worst fate imaginable

Muggin'

Pistachios

Mousquto

Wer he at

Taking orders.

you and i are alike

They know. They always know.

▀ßréh▀

Motorheads are just another kind of autist

Thepenismightierthanthesword

I will banish you human

Come get you one little buddy

I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room

Open up

I’m scared for what’s next and also what’s gonna happen on halloween

Thankful to this unknown man for striking a pose and for not messing with my camera set up after he stumbled upon it. Also added, a bobcat using the log just a couple weeks prior.

So lame.

Canadian parking war gets heated!

What's the weird predator prey pairing?

profeshanul photoshop

Hope this is okay

Life is unfair example: 36254926

My son watching TV this morning.... lol

Not a request, but a heads up

You just ***ed everything up

Never forget WW 2 prequel

assist

Ah, a sun god, now that's an idea

Hmmmm. Friday. Looks fine to me

Florida man uses nut punch

76 years old grandpa said he wanted his gift to be "surprising"

Fine text is important!

Secret to immortality

Jack White looks like Michael Cera dressed up as Tommy Wiseau

A square meal

Dragons are pushovers but crabs are no joke

Four