Epsteined

Wife left me alone at the Chinese food store

Looks like you're trying to shower

gotcha again

Best thing i ever bought at a farmers market.

This WC markings for gents and ladies

This PD just straight up recruiting from the nightmares of 80s kids.

skipping leg day is based

My brain MRI looks like the Grinch.

Imagine how long he had to grind for that ride

Always postpone

his hunger only grows

Kid starts crying because RDJ was not the real Iron Man

poopie

Does it tho

At the Renaissance Faire I was at earlier today

wisdom

time spares no one ...

But then we discuss paragraph after paragraph about immigrants, communism, foreskin, etc.

Just an entanglement, chill mario

get demon bugged lOl

Lonesome ranger

The dreaded scourge

They’re married now

Air Conditioning Go Brrrr

Half your shit is mines now...

it was a brehxperience

Realpolitik

Hold the door!

She was not amused.

yoink

Damn sad days

Play Pool Shadow Legends. Start now for free

Quite hard

My grandma just texted me a portrait she got of her cat

B-grade Arseholes

Ahh yes $200

Highway 121, Sonoma, CA, USA. Taken by Charles O’Rear

I think Brandon's enthusiasm for his job is waning.

Eating an excercised butt is the best feeling in the goddamn world

Found in a town in Czech Republic

Always conflicted

Sign found at my local liquor store.

Open your textbooks

My local church put this up recently

I hate my parents

Heard a weird crunching in our tent while camping, look over to find my cousin enjoying an ear of corn very intoxicated

maybe I don't wanna be an edgelord anymore

Canada ran out of street names.

Who at Kellogg's thought "Blue Waffles" was a good idea?

I see 3 normal dogs!

Ah yes, Stupid Nurse

Breaking bad: Swedish edition.

Omggg stahpppp

Behold, the top-hat snek

Didn’t expect that not did you

Those were games!

Lovely strokes, elegant curvature, good texture work...

“If I fits, I sits.”

Bijness

Easy...

I have several questions...

My 9 week old puppy already mastered the awkward school picture smile.

My son made a wishlist on Amazon, and my mom bought him everything on it without telling either of us. The package arrived today.

Mexican bears!

Somebody put a weekend at Bernies cardboard cutout in the stands of a baseball game, I love it.

Can I offer you a Corgi in these trying times?

always

I was in the McDonald's drive thru and caught this gem.

Where are their legs??

pay taxes your dirty libertarians

Hand sanitizer found at my chiropractor's office.

My cat looks like he's seen some shit

I married a monster...

this is how brehs become multicultural

Deja Vu

American uniform suits Yuri very much

gang

Went to the Shanghai Natural History Museum Today. I Think the Taxidermist Was Out Sick on Lion Day

Don't Dead, Open Inside.

I won’t be putting ‘my daddy is a giant’ at the front of the book pile.

you can NOT have red SAUCE, enjoy your burgar DRY

He Could Save Others From Death But Not Himself

Monster Desires

b r e h

just had to post it

high on your own brehs

why not step outside for a bit?

We all been there nothing to be ashamed of

Ought-o

nyooooooooooom vrzrzrzrzrzrzrzrzrzrzrrzrzrz

Must be a dude playing another dude!

>go to bed at 4am because you woke up early and it was hard

We asked him to take a picture of my wife and I in front of the red bow in Vienna. This is what we found among other pictures when we got back home.

If online ads were more honest.

It this-

Russian Attack Helicopter

Wait it’s all the same game?

secrets revealed

Savage popsicle joke