Went to Aldi today. I did it guys, I finally did it. This is my all time proudest moment

On second thought...let's not park here. Tis a silly place...

The teacher texted me and told me to wake her up

As a mailman, I usually don’t know what’s in the package. But I’m pretty sure this is a tennis racket.

It’s a Redshirt world out there. Stay safe.

My sister's mask

We must never forget...

Found this gem on Amazon.

Lizard

*sweeps all four*

she never loved me

I did like an hour ago

You’re right

Better then holding the flashlight

Just connect the dots

If 2020 was a door

What an event

Time lapse of will smith aging

Prison break:

Cant wait

Bubbles are a hell of a drug

The Ark.

Come on guys play your part

Salute for those who always obeys the rules

Good market

Once again, I'm asking for your F's

I love you son, but there are just some things we cannot have

*Bends over*

Ouch

Caught this badass Granny driving around in her Black Minivan with Ghost flames

what living in Brazil does to you

I can’t be the only one.

Needlepoint in my mother-in-law's bathroom...

This kid needs help.

Sensitive Guy

Best birthday e v e r

For the Empire!

My co-worker wanted croutons on the side at Panera, but auto-correct typed create hands.

I have trust issues

My control on life

Found in a glass case of a restaurant

Hale Satin.

Finally, I found out what this thing does.

Title of your post

comedy gold

Fully rested and ready to learn

chase

She's a frisky one

Get the fine crystal out for the good stuff !

Pum ch pum ch

The exercise is too hard for me

People who pronounce data instead of data disgust me

Eldritch horror at the pool

How'd you know that?

I've seen a lot of discord jokes recently

To be that young and dumb again...

The end of Sauron

This lollipop wrapper fell out of my daughter's pocket, I had to do a double-take

The abyss staring back

Sad batman noises

Hedgehog getting a afternoon nap in, look at that pink belly!

An interesting titel

An inconvenient truth

Holds 1000 lbs

This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

This man... This man, is doing life right.

Welcome back to school

Mike Wazowski

The similarities

Our garden gnome lost his fishing pole and now he just looks like he's packin' heat

Type 2

Someone keyed my buddy's car, so he corrected it.

Funny cuz it’s true

How my mom uses me during the Lockdown.

A friend told us that rat licker is slang for anti-masker in Ireland. My wife made this wonderful comic.

Unseen juice required

Do it puss-y

They’re the best

A moodboard of my very photogenic dog at the beach

Wanted [OC]

I wish I had a kid to tell this to :/

Ohh no no

new zealand do be chillin though

*** moment

The Norwegian Institute of Public Health's "One Drop is Not Enough" poster is something else

Hiya do you think someone’s pain is your pleasure too

Cry so hard it smells like wet dog

Crushed it

*sad robot noises*

We went out for lunch and took one picture where we smiled nice and one crazy, silly one.

People are desperate for 2020 to end:

10/10 advertising

Long story short. Sunbathing on the roof is no longer allowed...

Had her in the first half

If he sneezes, he's goin' home naked

You can’t get rejected if you’ve already rejected yourself

biden no Dx

This license plate

The last mother***er

y'all zoomers come up with dem craziest words breh