Technically you can, but only temporarily

*** green olives

Hisses in anti depressants

You have my curiosity

He serves the Soviet... or wait...

A simple misunderstanding

Cosmo & Wanda... you sneaky little ***es

And this happened

economy

My dog is getting older, so I drew this comic to explain the afterlife.

I said photos from my good side only please

My mom took a picture of a seagull yelling and I thought it was funny

Asked my wife what’s for dinner and said “Pork Tenderloin”....Yum!

They are definitely done with people

We’re bored with Netflix and are instead judging neighbors’ WiFi names for entertainment

Mushrooms & Coke

Canada is Switching from the Metric System

i love monkeys

My niece. My spirit animal.

It took two weeks to find the darts to reload, but the neighborhood kids won’t get away so easy this time.

Mother-in-law suggested something sweet to commemorate our marriage, so we framed this and put it near the front door. Now just waiting for the day that she notices.

Why mess with such an alpha cat

7 year old me just wanted a photo with Bumblebee.

Cant take him anywhere

Guess I'm not qualified to use this bathroom.

Who had "Double Hurricanes" on their 2020 card?

Mistakes were made in the media

I always finish

August is almost over and nothing terrible hap--

If only there were an easier way to haul these around..

Pulled over today to take a photo of an unlikely pair.

He looks so proud of himself.

#2020

There’s someone that has a hot air ballon with Shrek on it in Stockholm

Staff meeting this morning

Way to go Albert

Disguise 100

Can't stop wont stop

Clever

Listen her boyo

This waifu rocks

Engineer humor

Hey, can I call you back?

The Tag Team

“In my 23 years of teaching, I have never EVER...”

Harry Potter 2020

2020 over here about to double dick the Gulf Coast

Tore apart my room, my bedding, and even flipped my mattress looking for my glasses. Then I felt something on my back.

This bride's face in her wedding day VS when she met Rob!

Those days are long gone

Logic

This sign in the bathroom at my college

This right here.

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Honey I got the stuff

Schrodinger's kitty

It was me, Barry!

Holy Shots

Tutto bene

The Brotherhood of Pipe-Lamps

Wait 'till you the the Ｍ Ｕ Ｓ Ｈ Ｙ Ｐ Ｅ Ａ Ｓ

Llama dog

It’s not a phase mum

Little bat's problem

Me, waiting for the toilet tank to fill for the second flush

Salty truck

Sometimes we have to get out and face society, exactly like this guy in red.

Oops wrong bus, sorry.....

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will.....

He's white on the inside

Army humour

Netflix Marketing sucks

Superbman, Spider Guy, and Wander Woman

HungDaddy has sent a message request

I made a magnet

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Mean while in New Zealand after we get another 5 new cases..

I was hoping to take a nice picture with my foster kitten

Concern

#QuacklivesMatter

My husband's work-at-home station keeps growing and it's driving me nuts!

Lib right? You have boundaries?

Family Vacation

My dog just had fur babies.

Final boss

OOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOH

Hmm. I think I'll use the next stall over.

Coworker thinks her husband doesn’t take nice pics of her. This is his contact photo for her.

I'm only giving y'all this Anatomy 101 class because I love you

   

I wonder what the prize was.

agreed

The cat loves to show her @ during the daughter’s virtual clASSes.

Little did they know... The dog is the leader.

My salt and pepper shaker set

I modified the meme to make it real

Ungrateful f-ers

I love you Daisy, I'm not dealing with those farts tonight.

This was over my apartment today

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