Do not put raccoon on head

A friend of ours sent my wife and I the only photo they found from their wedding that my wife was in.

not all guitar heroes have capos

You are tank now

Doggy no

Sometimes Twitter is very insightful

Squirrel Cheeks

Smooth jazz

Consider it an NDA

He’s always watching...

I'm pretty sure he made everyone's day today that stopped at that light.

Livin' the high ping life

This man in Kentucky took his pregnant wife’s place when she couldn’t attend her maternity photo shoot after being suddenly placed on bed rest. He took the opportunity to cheer her up with this.

But you're just a fish

Its the best feeling

Went to get a car wash, some great advertising

What a truly terrifying creature this would be.

These panhandlers are getting creative.

"the bomb has been planted"

Blue light special

I'm always cool

Hopefully you get it

Suck at this.

At least they understand social distancing

let brehsus be the judge brehs - still not a reason to actively be inmoral go love others breh

We do as Yeezus coomands

Alright, we need cardboard masks

Best Obituary Ever

PDNEJOH

Relatable

Little Damien is such a blessing

Extracurricular activities

Savage Android

My $500 laptop stand

Same, but with Master Crocks

Construction workers have my home office looking exactly like Dexter's kill room.

it's because of global warming

He is becoming one with the Ancestors!

Van unlocked golden skin after kidnapping 10,000 kids

Modern solution for a modern world.

I have the gender a lot of times

Cat knows the magic word!

Futurama accurately predicts 2020

I'm shy

Well, mother was right.

That wasn't so bad

What watermark?

Best I can do

An adorable take on a genuine issue, brought to you by @fluffy__kittens

Brand New Spice Store

Rude!

Ask first

After my post gets out to front

Another day at the jobsite

Back to school in 2020

Feel me

Supercalifragilistic...

I do miss these days sometimes

Year 2020 vs others...

Buckle up, buckaroos.

Haha Loved Leonard

It’s not butter

Not now dammit!

My turtle says hello

NIBBA U WANT SUM FREEDOM?

Legend has it he died waiting on his wife to get ready to leave for their date night.

Dogs and cats

No, the other kind of smash

This is how internet works

Country roads! I'm going to take you home! To a place that's got ass rape!

Wow!!! Attention everybody watch this

Out of all the possibilities

Well , at least red one will taste better...

Embrace monke

Jesus after He turned water into wine.

Hold your peace or rest in peace

But Japan is best bae...

Better luck next time!

Remember kids, steroids are dangerous

I like to mess with my roommate...

Everybody does this, amirite?

dog encounters

Definitely a knock sensor

Cannibals shit where they eat

Probably one of the hardest decisions in your entire childhood

I need to call somebody

The Sorting Hat's meth-addicted cousin.

Run-on sentence

:'( I am

Don't be a tosser

I photoshopped myself handsome.

Next question please

Did I deserve this

Keep on dreaming kids

Damn boy, it's too offensive

It’s stuck in my head already

A dad's gotta provide.

Ah, yes, Nald’s.

It's only creepy if you lose the last bowl

It's horrible but it's true