Little Damien is such a blessing

Extracurricular activities

Savage Android

My $500 laptop stand

Same, but with Master Crocks

Construction workers have my home office looking exactly like Dexter's kill room.

it's because of global warming

He is becoming one with the Ancestors!

Van unlocked golden skin after kidnapping 10,000 kids

Modern solution for a modern world.

I have the gender a lot of times

Cat knows the magic word!

Futurama accurately predicts 2020

I'm shy

Well, mother was right.

That wasn't so bad

What watermark?

Best I can do

An adorable take on a genuine issue, brought to you by @fluffy__kittens

Brand New Spice Store

Rude!

Ask first

After my post gets out to front

Another day at the jobsite

Back to school in 2020

Feel me

Supercalifragilistic...

I do miss these days sometimes

Year 2020 vs others...

Buckle up, buckaroos.

Haha Loved Leonard

It’s not butter

Not now dammit!

My turtle says hello

NIBBA U WANT SUM FREEDOM?

Legend has it he died waiting on his wife to get ready to leave for their date night.

Dogs and cats

No, the other kind of smash

This is how internet works

Country roads! I'm going to take you home! To a place that's got ass rape!

Wow!!! Attention everybody watch this

Out of all the possibilities

Well , at least red one will taste better...

Embrace monke

Jesus after He turned water into wine.

Hold your peace or rest in peace

But Japan is best bae...

Better luck next time!

Remember kids, steroids are dangerous

I like to mess with my roommate...

Everybody does this, amirite?

dog encounters

Definitely a knock sensor

Cannibals shit where they eat

Probably one of the hardest decisions in your entire childhood

I need to call somebody

The Sorting Hat's meth-addicted cousin.

Run-on sentence

:'( I am

Don't be a tosser

I photoshopped myself handsome.

Next question please

Did I deserve this

Keep on dreaming kids

Damn boy, it's too offensive

It’s stuck in my head already

A dad's gotta provide.

Ah, yes, Nald’s.

It's only creepy if you lose the last bowl

It's horrible but it's true

Dog ownership in a nutshell

Dream on mobile gamers

I’ll be taking this.

Advertisement of the year

Inviting a Knitter to Ramen.

Well. . . There’s that lol

OG BREH

Etc etc

Very important information to remember

WHATS UP WITH THIS BREH THING BREH?

Bear eggs

Sneak 100

This restaurant near me

Disney for us

Those kids will go sky high

When you decorate your apartment and you're no longer a guy that be like

*laughs in dollars*

Told my son that if he draws a cow properly I’ll buy ice-cream for him. Does he deserve it?

Did it in 8

This keeps happening

George, There's a bear at the door.

Just pour it in his handmade artisan water bowl.

Today’s sign at my neighborhood Chevron station. This is the only place I go for gas, mainly so I don’t miss the weekly dad jokes :)

I'm free at last

"Dafuq is this?"

Honestly shocked I made it this long

Happy new fear

I'm Lovin it?

The miniature you never knew you needed

Even the bat has got tricks