Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
206,975 8-Year Club
This restaurant near me
Disney for us
Those kids will go sky high
When you decorate your apartment and you're no longer a guy that be like
*laughs in dollars*
Told my son that if he draws a cow properly I’ll buy ice-cream for him. Does he deserve it?
Did it in 8
This keeps happening
George, There's a bear at the door.
Just pour it in his handmade artisan water bowl.
Today’s sign at my neighborhood Chevron station. This is the only place I go for gas, mainly so I don’t miss the weekly dad jokes :)
I'm free at last
"Dafuq is this?"
Honestly shocked I made it this long
Happy new fear
I'm Lovin it?
The miniature you never knew you needed
Even the bat has got tricks
What's that long looking Eel that has choked on its meal? That's a Moray.
Pirates obey no laws, not even those of physics
I want one
a more accurate vizualisation has perhaps never existed
Sign on a localtrail. Pretty accurate!
I laughed for hours.
OOOOOOHHH HA HA HO HOOOOOO AH ahah ah ah ah ah aahhhhhhh breeeeeeeeeh
This season is crazy.
The best boi party.
Please sign up
Not unless you're a JoJo fan
At least the message is real
You know it's going to be a good school day seeing one of these in the front of the classroom.
If there was a Christian tumblr
Even these ugly ass bugs are getting more action than me
The view from my toilet.
What foreigners are afraid of in Canada vs what Canadians are scared of
Yeah no problem we got that
Marking its territory.
I got an Apple Watch for my birthday.
One of my favorite things in highschool was having a pack of zip ties in my bag...
My wallpaper was once me and my gf, came across this, now Captain Mexico rules my phone
I was traveling through the airport and looked over to see someone handing my kid a coloring book. I thought "How nice."...
Just how big an apology does he need to make?
web browsers in a nutshell
I gave my cat a birthday party. He was not impressed
She's not wrong though
Best documentary ever!
Sydney opera house when first built 1973
Brazil comes to you now
The possum’s greed
It’s Linus from tech tips not Linux
Found a rolled up oversized portrait of my 4 year old self in a storage box
my name is kira
There is a John in every workplace.
you wouldnt believe it but I can stand on it like a tripod
rip black panter actor
The Kardashians are sweating now.... wait NVM, plastic doesnt sweat it melts
Elon Musk before and after Neuralink implants
Car sign in Germany
This title is far right
Wolfenstein's BJ Blazkowicz ran through AI driven de-pixelation sofware
Cleaning out my Grandfather's place and found this. Rest in peace you goofy pervert.
I think this tomato is having an identity crisis
Such a big dog
He wields power beyond the puny gods of the realm
My cat always wakes me at 4am. Today i woke him first.
Couple refused to pay their wedding photographer who then released these
Formula 1 vs Soccer
My local ice cream place cheers me up part two
How the turn tables
gas gas gas!
ideas are bulletproof
replace van with discord and driver with admin
Bought a new bed for my medium size dog. This is not my medium sized dog.
Frankenstein: The Monster Returns
Well... You can’t say I don’t wear a mask.
This gecko is taking a calcium supplement-not about to go on a cocaine-fueled bender
A friend sent me this
Minds were not changed that day.
can't wait for the next iteration of the one joke
5-year-old me trying to see if the fridge light stays on after I close the door
*** you guys I'm going home
A Strange Encounter
Well okay damn
My housemates response to my informative note
My 11 year old came downstairs and said she found a duck dynasty shirt in mom’s drawer to wear.
Don’t put it off another day. RIP Chad Boseman
Mad respect brother
My parents brought this sign home from Mexico, I had to point out the mistake.