Found a rolled up oversized portrait of my 4 year old self in a storage box

There is a John in every workplace.

rip black panter actor

The Kardashians are sweating now.... wait NVM, plastic doesnt sweat it melts

Elon Musk before and after Neuralink implants

Car sign in Germany

                 This title is far right

Wolfenstein's BJ Blazkowicz ran through AI driven de-pixelation sofware

Death Thots

Cleaning out my Grandfather's place and found this. Rest in peace you goofy pervert.

I think this tomato is having an identity crisis

Such a big dog

He wields power beyond the puny gods of the realm

My cat always wakes me at 4am. Today i woke him first.

Couple refused to pay their wedding photographer who then released these

Formula 1 vs Soccer

Yes

My local ice cream place cheers me up part two

How the turn tables

gas gas gas!

ideas are bulletproof

Bought a new bed for my medium size dog. This is not my medium sized dog.

Popcorned

Well... You can’t say I don’t wear a mask.

This gecko is taking a calcium supplement-not about to go on a cocaine-fueled bender

S.A.D.

A friend sent me this

Minds were not changed that day.

woosh

can't wait for the next iteration of the one joke

5-year-old me trying to see if the fridge light stays on after I close the door

*** you guys I'm going home

A Strange Encounter

Orange smorange

Well okay damn

My housemates response to my informative note

My 11 year old came downstairs and said she found a duck dynasty shirt in mom’s drawer to wear.

Don’t put it off another day. RIP Chad Boseman

Mad respect brother

My parents brought this sign home from Mexico, I had to point out the mistake.

Magical Reinforcement

just add tax

Draw me like your french girls

At what point can we start using 2020 as a swear word?

I miss the 90's

Time for horny jail

Biodegradable cigarettes helps nature in two ways.

I feel sad for the olives

Dean is a crybaby

Father Son Bonding

My eyes deceive me

Replaced my friends family photos while I was feeding his cats during his vacation

Charging Station

Get buff in 5 easy steps

After thousands of hours standing my dude ranked up

hippity hoppity your brehritage is now our property

I present to you fine people, my cat

Not quite the superhero we need

That would wake me up too

✨Don’t be shy✨

Call Luigi

It’s been right in front of us the whole time.

gotta have the entire family in the photo

is all part of the NWO breh

I need this in my life. CTTO

All Washed Up

Girlfriend’s idea of a theme for my 25th.

Tetris master

Jokes on you McDonald’s, I’m into that shit.

That’s not so Boomer

Yesterday someone shared a picture of a dog sitting on a chair looking smug. I was inspired to make this. I've named it Queen Elizabark

You could say the experience was... rough

Pepperidge Farms truck getting in on a Family Guy joke. Seen in Milford, MA

Terrifying and beautiful

This card I found while house sitting

Q-tips

You can do it too!!!

Educated

It must be endless

It's just a glitch everybody

It's all I ever could have wished for

I have been using a CVS receipt as a replacement blind for over 9 months

I just want my soup

Cant stop farting

Taco Bell is a hell of a drug

Just staring for hours...

Sorry, chair occupied.

Week 20. They still think I'm one of them

Minivan had a baby last night

Unbiased Observer

Magnified displeasure

I absolutely agree

Let’s goooo

OOOOOoooHHHHHH AHH AHH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOO AAHAHHHHHHH BREEEEEEEEEEEEH

Hanging in my girlfriends bathroom.

yawn

Wack.

Well, that’s a way to describe your ex

I found a grasshopper outside of my window, so I made a little edit...

My goals are beyond your understanding!!